At the race track...

CCBill · Post by **CCBill** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:23 pm

>> Subject: [GCFL.net] A Day at the Races
>>
>>
>> > A rabbi is walking slowly down the street when
> a gust of
>> > wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is
> being blown
>> > down the street, but he is an old man, using a
> cane, and he
>> > can't walk fast enough to catch the hat.
> Across the street a
>> > young man sees what has happened and rushes
> over to grab the
>> > hat and returns it to the rabbi.
>> >
>> > "I don't think I would have been able to catch
> my hat," says
>> > the rabbi. "Thank you very much." The rabbi
> then places his
>> > hand on the man's shoulder and says, "May God
> bless you."
>> >
>> > The young man thinks to himself, "I've been
> blessed by the
>> > rabbi. This must be my lucky day!" So he goes
> to the
>> > racetrack, and in the first race he sees there
> is a horse
>> > named Stetson at 20 to 1. He bets $50, and
> sure enough, the
>> > horse comes in first.
>> >
>> > In the second race he sees a horse named
> Fedora at 30 to 1,
>> > so he bets it all and this horse comes in
> first also.
>> > Finally, at the end of the day, he returns
> home to his wife.
>> > When she asks him where he's been, he explains
> how he caught
>> > the rabbi's hat and was blessed by him and
> then went to the
>> > track and started winning on horses that had a
> hat in their
>> > names.
>> >
>> > "So where's the money?" she asks.
>> >
>> > "I lost it all in the ninth race. I bet on a
> horse named
>> > Chateau and it lost."
>> >
>> > "You fool, Chateau is a house; Chapeau is a
> hat!"
>> >
>> > "It doesn't matter," he said. "The winner was
> some Japanese
>> > horse named Yarmulke."
>

El Lobo · Post by **El Lobo** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:09 am

Bill

MITCH RAPP · Post by **MITCH RAPP** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:24 am

CC; Very Funny!

justold52 · Post by **justold52** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:26 am

..Now thats FUNNY...

richied · Post by **richied** » Sat May 12, 2007 3:42 am

I've got a big weekend planned. It will be my 1st congical visit with Paris Hilton.

Hukk · Post by **Hukk** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:00 pm

richied wrote: I've got a big weekend planned. It will be my 1st congical visit with Paris Hilton.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Whose going to put the bag over thier heads? You or Paris? Be careful of hidden camera's

I don't think she has a chance with Arnold, he may add 45 more days.

Yes, the woman who built her own pedastal is now trying to get the governor to pardon her sentence. I read that she is in training with a personal trainer to go to jail. Jail Karate 101.

CCBill · Post by **CCBill** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:03 pm

Yep, Big Mary is gonna make Paris her own.

At the end of the 45 days, she may not WANT to leave

Hukk · Post by **Hukk** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:18 pm

CCBill wrote:Yep, Big Mary is gonna make Paris her own. At the end of the 45 days, she may not WANT to leave

AHEM, AHEM,

AHEM

No, I can't say that here.

richied · Post by **richied** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:49 pm

Yep , I bet she'll really have her "eyes" opened up

justold52 · Post by **justold52** » Sun May 13, 2007 12:59 am

no bets from me because the rich seem to still find comfort in jail and safe from others...

Just like Martha Stewart.