Funny stuff!

gmusic · Post by **gmusic** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:01 am

I like #9.....................

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

sunburst · Post by **sunburst** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:48 am

Thanks gmusic...#9 is one heck of a merger..

Gunsmoke47 · Post by **Gunsmoke47** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:03 pm

MITCH RAPP · Post by **MITCH RAPP** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:36 pm

I can relate to #8