Ok OK it's long but it's time.
3 blondes walking down the beach.
One saw an old bottle and opened it up. PUFF a genie appeared and said "I will give you EACH one wish in stead of 3 wishes." The 3 blonds thought that was KOOL. Genie asked blond 1 "What would you like." You know blonds they take forever when thinking. Well finely blond 1 says,” I want to be twice as smart as I am" to the genie. Genie said "no problem"Ab-bra-cadbar poof she became a brunet.
Genie said "ok blond 2 what do you want." Blond 2 says "well I to want to be smarter cuz every one thinks blonds are dumb and stupid. I don't like all those blond jokes. I think some are bad and so demeaning too.

So I saw what you did with blond 1 and now I want to be 4 times smarter." Genie said "no problem ab-bra-cadbra" POOF she became a Red Head.
"Ok blond 3 what do you want" the genie asked. Blonde 3 said "Well I don't get all the blond jokes but I still giggle and laugh, I never have to do any thing like work and men just buy me things. So I want to be 1/2 as smart as I am now."
Genie said no problem ab-ra-cadbar and POOF....
..........She became a man.....
