Hear of a Good One Lately
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Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses
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But ... but that Spock wasn't a doctor .... !!



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i woke last night to the sound of thunder
how far off i sat and wondered
started humming a song from nineteen sixty two
aint it funny how the night moves
i woke last night to the sound of thunder
how far off i sat and wondered
started humming a song from nineteen sixty two
aint it funny how the night moves
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The StarTrek character played by Leonard Nimoy was Mister Spock.

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If your religion requires that you hate someone, you need a new religion.
When the people fear their government, that is tyranny. When government fears the people, that is freedom.
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Daily Dose of Humor;
Glass lighter and ass tray
https://www.ebay.com/itm/225516884107?h ... R5rWvPvvYQ
Glass lighter and ass tray
https://www.ebay.com/itm/225516884107?h ... R5rWvPvvYQ
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For buyers with badly misshapen buns. I was gonna bid, but I measured my buns and found them not sufficiently misshapen. Better luck next tray, I guess.
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I don’t think my wife ever wore a sun dress like this when cooking…

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A 113 year old man shows up at one of the Nevada brothels and the young madam greets him at the door. "What can we do for you sir," she asks? Well he says, I want to take you upstairs and have my way with you for a few hours. She looks at him and says " Get out of here pops, you've had it". He looks at her and says " Oh, OK, how much do I owe you?"
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Me and my half-brother are no longer allowed to play with the chainsaw.
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Now that's funny Ike!



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A man was in a court after being caught shoplifting a can of peaches.
The judge asked him, "How many peaches were in the can you stole?" The man replied, "Five".
The judge gave him his sentence, "You will have five weeks in prison, one for each peach in the can".
The wife of the man, who was present in the court room, raised her hand and said, " Your Honour, he also stole a can of peas!"
The judge asked him, "How many peaches were in the can you stole?" The man replied, "Five".
The judge gave him his sentence, "You will have five weeks in prison, one for each peach in the can".
The wife of the man, who was present in the court room, raised her hand and said, " Your Honour, he also stole a can of peas!"