You might be a knifenut if...

[Case XX 6383]

your wife says "did you cut yourself again"

[jerryd6818]

You don't have a wife and you say, "Jesus, I cut myself again".

[Scale Military]

You think about knives all the time, look at knives on the computer all the time and dream about knives all the time.
Not that I do that, no, not I.

[petesknives]

You read every post in this topic and agreed with all of them!

[espn77]

If when your ex wife told you she had had enough and you took all your knives and left your clothes because there was no room for then in your truck.

[zoogirl]

You might be a knifenut if you walk around in jeans that are now big enough to fall off but think nothing of spending $30 at the swapmeet so you’ll have something new to show the club next Saturday!
You might be a knifenut if your kids know what to get you for Christmas without asking
You might be a knifenut if you spend most of your work breaks here!

[dlr110]

You might be a knifenut if you walk around in jeans that are now big enough to fall off but think nothing of spending $30 at the swapmeet so you’ll have something new to show the club next Saturday!
You might be a knifenut if your kids know what to get you for Christmas without asking
You might be a knifenut if you spend most of your work breaks here!

Are you talking about me?

[samb1955]

You might be a knifenut if you walk around in jeans that are now big enough to fall off but think nothing of spending $30 at the swapmeet so you’ll have something new to show the club next Saturday!
You might be a knifenut if your kids know what to get you for Christmas without asking
You might be a knifenut if you spend most of your work breaks here!

Are you talking about me?

Thinking that fits most of us.

[buddyie22]

You might be a knife nut if you wear a shirt that says “This is what a real knife collector looks like” or a picture of a knife on the t shirt that says,Knifeoligest.

[dlr110]

You might be a knife nut if you wear a shirt that says “This is what a real knife collector looks like” or a picture of a knife on the t shirt that says,Knifeoligest.

"Knifeoligest" I really like that term, I might have to use that on my next order of business cards.

[zoogirl]

Fellas, I think it covers all of us...hmm...
If you hear “cover”, do you think blanket, scale material or sheath?
If it’s the last two, knifenut!

[WillyCamaro]

You might be a knifenut if...
You go drooly over a couple of mint Queens on ebay, buy em' cheap, they arrive, you go over em'/put em' in the collection, swear those are yer last, week goes by, take a quick peak again on ebay, find a couple in better condition then yours, loose your mind over em', put your 2 up for sale on AAPK, buy the 2 on ebay, your 2 on AAPK don't sell, say "What the heck, i'll keep em'", ebay knives arrive, and it all starts over again ….

[Norwood]

You might be a knifenut if...
(A) You can list your 10 favorite knife companies.
(B) Eight of those companies had gone out of business by 1958.

OK, I'm jealous.
Ken

[whittlenut]

If you go for an MRI... takes you 6 min. to empty your pockets... you get on the table in front of the magnet and the little peanut you forgot to empty starts pulling tour pants down.

[fergusontd]

I don't leave home without it! ftd

[marcellusW]

You are in your bathrobe and have at least one pocket knife in the pockets.

[jmh58]

You spend more time/effort choosing what knife to carry than what to wear..
You lay awake at knife thinking about tomorrows edc..
John

[geocash]

You might be a knifenut if you order several knives at a time so your spouse sees only one package in the mail.

You might be a knifenut if you quit buying guns when you couldn't get another one in your gun safe but now you can't get another knife in it, either.

[jerryd6818]

when you couldn't get another one in your gun safe but now you can't get another knife in it, either.