MrBlister wrote:Mitch.... great detective work....
That wud explain the Aqua Velva bottle in Bacons' pics.
And Bacons'/ Ottos' statement of NOT having an Ebay acct.
Otto... shame on ya !!!
Sorry, I can't take Credit for the Discovery. From Day One I thought it was Otto's Postings, but it was TJ and Johnnie who found the Proof. Man What A Clown!
Very funny Mitch But I have a felling a moderator will come by and talk to u as he did me and poof my post was gone I guess they just throw us to the r rated forum
You are correct. It would not be right to delete yours and let this one remain. Post deleted.
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Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?
Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
Forged on the anvil of discipline.
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
Equality all around. Something to offend everyone and something for everyone to rise above dear hearts. Notice how I slipped that Bill Cosby reference in there?
Forged on the anvil of discipline.
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
A fellow was driving down a country lane one fine afternoon and came upon a sign that read, "For Sale- Talking Dog". Out of curiosity he pulled up to the house and inquired about the dog. The owner brought the dog out and the guy asked the dog if he could really talk.
"Sure", replied the dog. "Well tell me about yourself", the man said. The dog began to talk telling about the time he was born and life in the litter. When they found out he could talk the government took him and made him a spy and he was able to listen in on high-level communications and do espionage work humans couldn't do. After that he came to the farm to live out his retirement.
"Wow", the man said, "that's incredible!" He turned to the owner and asked, "Why in the world would you want to sell this talking dog?"
The owner replied, "Because he's a liar. He never did ANY of that stuff!"
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? Guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
"A bad knife cuts one's finger instead of the stick."
tjmurphy wrote:Sorry bout that, but hit hain't got nuthin to do with a state!
No problem TJ. We hillbillies are used to being the butt of jokes. Funny thing is we get hung with the stereotype and we certainly aren't the only state with the same issues that go along with Appalachia. I'm proud of my WV heritage. Some darn fine music and musicians have come from these here hills. Not to mention the fishing is outstanding!
"A bad knife cuts one's finger instead of the stick."
Good stuff and thank you for including FSU! Treefarmer
Notice how I slipped that Bill Cosby reference in there?
"Jesus loves you."
