BuckeyeSchatt; Your close to being right about where I live.
The city I live in is a twin city to Bloomington. It's called NORMAL.
Now would you like it if every guy in AAPK asked me if I am NORMAL? You surely know that’s not true...

In fact I had the wifey go to Bloomington to give berth to my 2 sons so they were not laughed at their whole life being from NORMAL.
Now for the Sick state part. When I went to school we used 3 letters to abbreviate states. SO ILLINOIS came out ILL to me being from SHEBOYGAN, WIS. I picked up on the ill like being suck. Hence the sick state.
Yes I like YELLOW handle knives. Perhaps because unknowingly I did not want to part with my money on Pearl or Stag. I just don't know and have given this a lot of thought. But I do know why I like RED HEADS....
Feast your yellow loven eyes on this one I had Ken Erickson make for me.