Maybe an answer to the general discussion about SandBar Stag

[Scully]

Sorry smiling-knife. I am working this weekend. Scully.

[Hukk]

Wow, nice rack, no not Scully

What's wrong with my rack? Scully

Why nothing at all my dear Scully, quite nice from what I've seen . It's not something I'd be slinging slivers at nor tossing 180 gr of hot lead as I would an SS.

[Mossdancer]

Hey;
Unlike poker Scully two of a kind can be a very nice set.
wb

[Hukk]

Hey;
Unlike poker Scully two of a kind can be a very nice set.
wb

Even a pair of 2's!
Just kidding Gilli, er, Scully, you're a hottie. You probably don't remember your dive instructor as all FBI field agents must learn underwater search techniques. I marveled at the great equipment our tax dollars bought the agents.

[Fox]

Y'all git da crap outta your minds, we got a sightin'
It's gettin' hot down here Scully, their slingin' mud and name callin' goin' on. The Kinkster offered me a job workin' security for the big throwdown (as in $ ) fer next week.
Why don't you or or some of the other busters take this one on?
Ya hear
http://cgi.ebay.com/KNIFE-SCAGEL-TREEMA ... dZViewItem
These Lone Star beers ain't to bad a'tal

[smiling-knife]

This large trapper knife has genuine staglon handles and a good likeness of the creature itself. I think it was dropped by a SandBar during one of its shape-shifting phases. Perhaps it belonged to a Sandbar bounty hunter or to our good friend Baron von Schtage. s-k

[Mossdancer]

Hey SK;
That camillus would be good on the hunt. I bet you could open that spey up and show it and the handle to a yearling sandbar and it would react like a werewolf to garlic.
wb

[El Lobo]

That is a nice knife S/K...but his rack doesn't compare to Scully's.

Mossdancer, please be careful about the where wolf type jokes...

El Lobo

[Mossdancer]

Lobo;
Sorry about the werewolf thing. At least I did'nt say wierd wolf.

Hukk, sitting pretty with a firm set of two's will trump a a ahhhh
I better not go any further.
wb

Lobo I just looked up werewolf in websters. You are not a shape shifter are you.

[Fox]

Old JP really unlocked a Stag Bars box and its like its about to open up and spread the vermin world wide.
wb

"How hard could it be?"

[smiling-knife]

Old JP really unlocked a Stag Bars box and its like its about to open up and spread the vermin world wide.
wb

"How hard could it be?"

I'm afraid so. Before now, the Sandbar was just a myth used to scare young kids....you know 'eat your vegetables or the SandBar will come to get you'.. that sort of thing . Now it seems they are posing as politicians and appearing on dodgy knives . I don't think there has been a confirmed sighting in the UK yet, but it is just a matter of time. This is a plague bordering on biblical proportions. We must remain vigilant. Kids...stay in school and learn how to spell. You just never know. s-k

[Hukk]

[quote="Mossdancer"
Hukk, sitting pretty with a firm set of two's will trump a a ahhhh
I better not go any further.
wb]

Ahem, WB, A pair of pocket dueces can be just perfect.

[Mossdancer]

All:
Its getting to be sandbar and bigfoot time in the northwest.
wb

[Fox]

we'll be up your way soon, hold on.

[Scully]

Hey Fox. How is the investigation going down there in the Lone-Star State? No need to drink the local plonk. When in Houston, check-out the Gingerman pub in the Rice village, if it is still there that is. It has a good selection of German beer and is a know haunt of von Schtage. My autopsy took a lot longer than expected. I imagine the SandBar trail has gone cold there. I'm winging my way to the Pacific Northwest hoping to meet up with WB there. I have a theory that the Bigfoot and Sandbar are actually the same creature. Later Scully

[Fox]

Hic' It's goin' no Hic' where right now, lots of brown eye women Hic'. NSA picked up a Bigfoot omen over WB's HQ. Hic' Before da, WS sent me down here to see what was happin' with Hic' Kinky and this polo tick thang, then we kinda teamed up. Hic' Wow, you need to come down here first at least for Wednesday night for the big hoedown. Lyle is gonna play for Free and it's only a Thousand bucks a head, but you can Hic' put it down as a "business Expense. You can lay over in Houston an catch an early fight or the red eye either way. Hic' We went to San Antone and saw the Alamo, bought me the oginial bowie knife from some dude named Fast Freddie, it stamped Tidioute PA. I thought it was made in England or Japan. but I think the handle is Sambar not Hic' SandBar. Gonna sell it on eB anyway. I have to stay around here at least until the Hic' November 8th. You'll have to git Hic' Mossdancer to watch your back Hic' at least till then. Last I saw he had one of the Elect-O-Plasmatic Zappas and Hic' he looked pretty handy with it. Done nailed some type of horned critter Hic' guess you will need DNA and slice and dice fer da. I spotted a Sandbar handled knife on eBay, I been wantin' one for Christmas. Hint Hint Hic' Kinky said Hic' not only should the people have the right to bear arms, but he think Hic' everybody needs to own an Apache helicopter also. Hint Hint You think there is shape shiftin' going on er what?Hic'

[Mossdancer]

To All Busters; I am encoding the following so the SS does not read.
Calling to your attention a comic strip serial that is on the telly on Monday night at 9 pacific. It is played on a network channel. It is titled Heroes,
I believe it was written to pique our interests. I know all of you enjoy fantasy and this is really good. If you deem it worthy you might watch next week. I think there is a web site that talks about it. Probably heroes.com or equivalent. Okay I am out of the encoder now. The hunt goes on. Looking forward to some quality time for Scully. Will be just my luck that Fox the Sot will conveniently show up also.
wb

PS I was incorrect on web site it is.

http://www.tvguide.com/detail/tv-show.a ... tid=281246

[smiling-knife]

s-k...
The "Package" is in the mail. You are right. We can't even trust British Intelligence.
I will leave it up to you, as you know best. This info, is SO sensitive! It is, REALLY, on a need to know basis, and most people don't need to know. Please let me know, when the "Package" arrives.

CCBIll. The eagle has landed... I repeat... my dog has flees. Intelligence services on both sides thwarted. Check your email for cricket scores and recipe for steak and kidney pie. Treacle sponge pudding tonight. s-k out.

[CCBill]

Hi, sk...
Good to hear from you. I was afraid that the "package might fall into the wrong hands. A wet bird never flies at night.
I hope that you have notified, "he who passes too much gas" .
It may take years, but hopefully, the "package" will reveal some useful info about the mutation of sandbars. Only time will tell.
Tell "you know who", that, Wolf who looks up leaves self open for attack on kneecap by toothless Rabbit .
CCBill

[El Lobo]

That does it.....



It is now open season on wrabbits, who may just be shape shifters anyhow...


Canis Lupus

[sanndebare von schtage]

ebay item 190044147873

the seller, knifemanb claims personal knowledge of the elusive sandbar.
could be a new direction in the quest.

[smiling-knife]

That does it.....

It is now open season on wrabbits, who may just be shape shifters anyhow...

Canis Lupus

Have we indeed come full circle in our investigation. I think sanndebarre has a new lead worth persuing. s-k

jackalope courtesy of Hukk

[El Lobo]

Shoot,

Scully has a much better rack and a nicer tail than that little shape shifting twerp!



El Loco...ooops, I mean, Los Lobos (an L.A. institution...no, no, not that kind of institution).

[sanndebare von schtage]

wabbit? jackelope? i think not! it appears to be a sandbar in the middle of shapeshifting.

[Hukk]

Interesting, I just Googled Sandbar Stag. The 4th and 5th search results are links to this forum on the Sandbar Stag. I wonder if this is the SS's way of attracting attention to him/herself.