Maybe an answer to the general discussion about SandBar Stag

[El Lobo]

I've just got the Golden Boys ready in Case a couple of those Sandbar Bucks were to wander nearby.

Oh, and because I thought Scully (pretty hot) might be impressed by my lever action.

THE El Lobo

[Mossdancer]

Welll;
It is a repeater.

[El Lobo]

It has been fired a couple of times...seems pretty accurate on the rare occasions it gets used anymore. I do keep it loaded and close to me. You know the Henry motto is... "Load On Sunday, Shoot All Week Long."

Bill

[Mossdancer]

Just found this;
It was taken around time of my first sighting. There was not much color then.
wb

[El Lobo]

That's not a Sandbar creature WB...sheesh.

That's Kenny Rogers before he had his 900#.

Steady...Steady...

Bill

[smiling-knife]

That's not a Sandbar creature WB...sheesh.

That's Kenny Rogers before he had his 900#.

Steady...Steady...

Bill

You got to know when to hold'em and when to fold'em. Seems he held on a little too long.

[jonet143]

looks like he's checkin in to see what condition his condition is in.

[Mossdancer]

You guys cut that stuff out . Thats me in 1979. And im jist as purty now.
wb

PS Funny you should mention singers. Lived about 75 yards from Rusty Draper.

[Mossdancer]

Hey I may need assistance.

Its very clear that a SS has been raiding my apple orchard. My dedication to raising an apple is only outshadowed by my desire to catch the critter.
He has totally ruint my beautiful tree. In able to save the remainder I have consigned my favorite hunting dog baileyspot the ninth to guard what is left. There is a problem though she wants to nap when I do.
W.B.

[smiling-knife]

Rumor has it that the Sandbar is rattling around in CCBill's dungeon. That photo is making verrrry sleeeeeepy s-k

[El Lobo]

Help is on the way.....



Your friend in Stag parties... ...er, I mean , in the hunt...

El Lobo

[Fox]

I may be a new kid around here El Lobo, but I like your style.

[CCBill]

Rumor has it that the Sandbar is rattling around in CCBill's dungeon. That photo is making verrrry sleeeeeepy s-k

So THAT'S what it is? But how do you account for all the different sizes of droppings on the floor? Also the hundreds of bat skeletons? Are ALL sandbars carnivorous, or do we know? A year or so ago, I found the remains of 2 hogs, an anteater, a VW beetle and Jimmy Hoffa's billfold down there. I went to get a broom to start cleaning up and when I came back, IT WAS ALL GONE!!! I have also been hearing a loud noise, over and over that sounds like "PEE-U,PEE-U, PEE-U('course I guess that could be, because of all the different size droppings, huh?)I dunno...
If it's not sandbars, what else could it be? Any help will be greatly appreciated.
...CCBill...

[Mossdancer]

CCBill;
Sounds to me as though you may have the disease and have found a possible avenue to the cure. Just dive right in, we'll figure it out hopefully before we go to the great sandbar stag hunting ground in the sky. Be cautious of the shapeshifting devils or you might get a tine in the hind.
wb

[smiling-knife]

[I went to get a broom to start cleaning up and when I came back, IT WAS ALL GONE!!! I have also been hearing a loud noise, over and over that sounds like "PEE-U,PEE-U, PEE-U('course I guess that could be, because of all the different size droppings, huh?)I dunno...
If it's not sandbars, what else could it be? Any help will be greatly appreciated.
...CCBill...

CCBill. As I mentioned in my original theory, the government still has a crack squad of special agents whose sole purpose if to clean-up the mess from the original botched Sandbar program. Some of them are getting a little long in the tooth now, but nevertheless still a force to be reckoned with. Your observation make sense in that some of the original Hoffa agents were drafted into the Sandbar project. The noise may be the giant cleansing machine, sort of like a high tech wet-vac that removes all traces of the Sandbars' activities. As was commonly accepted earlier in the post, the Sandbar is notorious for its shape-shifting capabilities and thus may produce droppings covering a tremendous range of size, texture and odour. Your dungeon may be a hot spot for Sandbar activity. I'd approach with extreme caution. Myth has it that they do have one mortal weakness...Staglon. Staglon to a Sandbar is like Kryptonite to Superman. According to legend, the Sandbar can only be killed with a Staglon knife. To exorcise the Sandbar in your basement, run them on a treadmill for 20 mins 3 times a week...whoops wrong exorcise, you need to call in someone trained in the ancient art. There is only one man I know that can help (no offense Fox and Scully)... sanndebare von schtage. He is one of us. I hope this helps s-k

[Fox]

None taken smiling knife. I'm here in Texas trying to figure out how Kinky Friedman got the ideal to run for govenor. Scully is in D.C. gunnin' for Tubbys and trying to clean up that town, city, state or whatever. Good luck Scully, you'll need it.

[Scully]

Scully is in D.C. gunnin' for Tubbys and trying to clean up that town, city, state or whatever. Good luck Scully, you'll need it.

Tell me about it. Marvin and I have barely made a dent here.

This Sandbar thing is way beyond my medical trianing. Not even the x-files have prepared me for this. Let's hope the penguin is right about the staglon. It may be these people's only chance. Scully.

[sanndebare von schtage]

yeah, that's the ticket. buy knives handled in staglon. why would anybody want to kill an innocent deer for it's antlers. fox and scully are chasing their tails and wasting valuable fbi money and resources looking for sandbars. as for the tubbies, kill em all. this obsessive hunt is slowly eating your brains.
look all you want, you'll never find us uh i mean them.

[Mossdancer]

Wow:
This has all the earmarks of a giant conspiracy. If Mr, Sanndebare would accept assistance perhaps a call to the lone gunmen would be in order.
wb

[9ball]

Right away, Chief

[Mossdancer]

Hi Rick;
I have read your motto many times and im really slow. A new idea, how about we hyphenate the title of this post. The original followed by a hyphen then scambusters. You could be Dan Aykroyd.
wb

[CCBill]

Hi, s-k...
Couldn't trust the snail mail with this, but I had to get in touch with you. I know there aren't any prying eyes looking on.
I am going to put the "PACKAGE" in the mail, tomorrow. Please don't reveal the contents of it, to ANYONE short of British Intelligence!!! Please let me know when it arrives.
They were right in confirming the bite marks on the boulders in the 3rd level as being those of the failed Government experiment, Sharkygators. Nasty critters
The only thing I have found that will calm them down, is a large vat of Bubble & Squeak.
Ya'll were right about the Staglon!!!!! I went down there with an old Schrade-Walden folding hunter just to try it. One side is cracked. When they saw it they charged me. Quick as a flash, I turned it around and the un-cracked side was like garlic to a vampire. Haven't seen or heard them, since.
Well, time for bed Maybe I can sleep tonight since it is quiet. All I can hear now are the voices in my head

[CCBill]

I've gotten a couple of PM's wanting to know about the 2nd level. That's where Mom & Dad sent us kids, to play. I had 9 Brothers and 3 Sisters, growing up. By the time I turned 7, I was an only Child.

[Mossdancer]

Mr CC;
Things are getting really scary. You say you became an only child by 7.
Hmmmm, from the looks of your avatar could there have been an outside chance that you were kidnapped and raised by the stags. You may possibly have another family and 12 siblings whom have been searching for you all these years. You know it would be just like these shape shifting devils to pull something like this off. Your going to have to be extremely cautious, Keep your monitor password controlled cause if they read this while your sleeping who knows what might befall you. I dont think the Case Club could suffer the loss without major degradation. Sleep with one eye open a piece in one hand and a staglon hunter in the other. Maybe crush and smear some garlic on the sheets and covers. If that does not work at least you will probably not have any more children. Good Luck man and you might pour up some silver bullets as soon as possible.
All you other busters of this scam say some sort of solemn words for Mr. CC, and think about preparing for a Stagorcism, Im sure we are going to have to have the services of a pope or someone other devine entity.
wb

[9ball]

CCBill,
I knew this day would come. I when ahead and made up some extra Sterling Silver copper jacketed wad cutters. The Lone Ranger (Gunmen's Uncle) & Bob Seger & Coors copyrighted Silver Bullets.
Law enforcement use them in east Knoxville against Werewolves, I will almost bet they will take down a SandBar. I only have them in 38 Cal. at this time and cannot send live ammo through the mail, so you will have to load your own. I use Red Dot power and CCI 550 primers for best results.
S-K
Since they do not allow private ownership of handguns there, How about a silver fruit knife?
W.B.
I like that ideal, but the Cow Girl might now go for that. I do not want her mad at me, she got some powerful Whammy. I do like those weapons the Busters use though.
How about a Blues Brother? Of course, I will have to change my name to Elwood and I would still have a mission.
BTW: I had to leave a message on the machine, The Gunmen are in Florida on a citrus farm making footwear.


9ball