you don't know me

[sanndebare von schtage]

but i think i know some of you


sanndebare von schtage

[El Lobo]

Well then,

As a newbie, you should be giving us a tiney bit of information about yourself. Horning in is OK, but the rules of the hunt are such that you must shed your cover and properly assimilate into the herd here at AAPK. There can be no bull, as we all try to avoid falling into that rut.

I'll start...Are you, by chance, from Tah-Nah-See?

Bill

Eat more Deermeat.

[sanndebare von schtage]

greetings to all. my name is sanndebare von schtage and i have homes in many places. originally, my family came from eastern europe. i herd about your site from my good friend fox. we share many interests. i have been following these posts with great interest.
my interests include walking in the woods. and collecting staglon handled knives. i hope to shed some light on the folley of natural handle materials, especially those that involve off the rack choices.
oops the feeder just went off, uh, imean my doeling wife just called me to dinner.
must go, but i will be in touch.


you can reach me here.

sanndebare

[smiling-knife]

Welcome Sanndebarre . There are many stag lovers on board so you will have your work cut out for you to convince us that 'staglon is better' After the Sandbar saga, I for one am willing to listen to your arguments. Looking forward to hearing more from you s-k

[Mossdancer]

SVS;
Welcome, the more participants the more interesting the chase. Once the brown overcomes the amount is relevant no more.
W.B.

[9ball]

El Lobo.
It is spelled/pronounced "10 E C", for us Billy Hills'

[El Lobo]

Ok 9ball...

I was just doing the phonetic type dealy for the Cherokee...which I belive is Tanasi. 10 E Z...whoops ...10 E C, it is.

Go Vols!!!

Sparky

[ilikeknives]

Herren Von Schtage,
Ist zie Deutsch? Sprechsen zie auch Deutsche ??
Entschuldingen Zie bitte, ist zie von oestern europa, oder ist zie von die alte oestern Deutschland vor den Berlin wall macht kaput ? Zie haben die schmutzig papiers, und ziss ist nicht gut. Ah, ja,, alles klar meine kontakten. Kommen zie hier und trinken eine grosse glass bier,,JA??
Herzlich Wilkommen der sagestadt von die mittelstadt AAPK .
I ascertained from my own superior German cultural schudiert, it would be another Deutscher to break this investigation thriller WIDE OPEN. Ich habe eine kleine frage? In my exspansive schudiert Dem Deutsche Volke, die VorNamen "Von Schtage" has no origin or Familien Nehmen Baumen von Oak, Maple, Boxelder, or Ash. Zo, vas ist losse??
As I am sure you verschtayen, my own superior deutchshe intellect can be of service and unquestioning obedience to someone such as yourself. An untraceable family origin and last name,,,BRILLIANT.
I have bein vatchink und schtockpilink ze tings ve may need to make sure our mission is a complete success for den Vaterlanden. Ve mussen, of cours, be very, very qviet about our true intentions as I see you have made initial contact wit herren "Fox". What a clever name for a contact mine herr general.
I vas told you wood kommen. Und schisebot,, zie sind hier. I vill make und receev minen orders vo here. I await your failsafe plan of action.
Minen code name will be Klaus von Beechenvollenmeister . The autobahn will assure my schellenmussen conveyance at your earliest vhim.-KvB

[sanndebare von schtage]

klaus, i don't speak the mother toungue. as to finding no records of my family rack, we shortened our name to a more simlple spelling when we migrated to this country. i know you have worked to further this cause and more work is necessary. they came dangerously close on their last investigation. one of the operative is trying to make everybody believe that sandbar is the product of some no spelling southerner. i don't think that is working. these people are clever. we must rack our brains until we find a way to draw their attention to other things or there will not be a sandbar stag left in the wild. keep your auto ready and fox or i will contact you.

[Scully]

I see from all of the unread posts that y'all have been very busy on site. My good friend Fox and I have been monitoring your communications and do not believe the SandBar mystery is fully resolved yet. Sanndebare, the case took an interesting turn when your file was recently stolen from a secret government warehouse in Virginia. Fox and I are investigating and will be in touch. Scully.

p.s. I am still a hottie.

[Fox]

Scully

Knock Knock

[Scully]

Who's there?

Fox is that you? You look different.

Scully

[Fox]

Scully

'Old lady'


Yes, It is I. Part of my assignment now. I can hardly stand to look at myself, this job sucks.

[Scully]

Scully

'Old lady'

Yes, It is I. Part of my assignment now. I can hardly stand to look at myself, this job sucks.

Tell me about it. Skinner has me investigating some missing socks from a trailor park laundromat in Montana . If I have to do one more autopsy to determine the cause of death of Senator X's daughter's goldfish I'll blow my brains out Maybe we can hook-up with this Sanndebare character to get to the bottom of the stag mystery. At least these people are interesting. Old, but still hot, Scully.

[Fox]

Old lady

[Scully]

Old lady

Almost forgot about the knock-knock joke

Old lady who?

Scully

[Fox]

Just as I thought.

The real Scully can't yodel.

[e3ck]

Old lady

Try, O'Lady

WELCOME

[El Lobo]

OK...OK...

Scully IS still a hottie. Maybe she will be a Celebrity wench/drink server at the POOL party?

INCOMING!!!

Stagger Lee

[smiling-knife]

As well as serving the drinks she could dish-out the jackalope prepared by the two celebrity chefs we have lined-up for the party. s-k

I hope El Lobo doesn't mind... I took the liberty of transplanting this photo originally posted by his good self.

[9ball]

The pool water is warming up again. I better go shock it just in case.

[El Lobo]

No problem S/K...as it's always nice to admire the skills of others.

Bill