Real Picture

[just bob]

This is a real picture from an upcoming local auction of a person holding a knife. Do you see any problems here? I'll bet it's sharp. What should the caption read?

And then Mom said, be careful or you'll cut your finger off with that knife? I'll bet there are funnier ones.

[doglegg]

Indeed, something strange about the photo, but I can't put my finger on it.

[C-WADE7]

His bid is $3.50

[Madmarco]

The description should read, "Severed finger not included, knife only"!

[JamieinWV]

He won’t point you out in a crowd or a lineup

[CluelessNick]

Back in the early 70"s I spent a few years working in a paper bag factory. In my training as a machine operator I was issued a number of tools including a small wooden dowel about a foot long. When threading the wide roll of kraft paper onto the bag machine we used the wooden rod to hold the paper against a large drum and then under carbon steel "tucker blades". The old timer that trained me was missing the index finger on not just one but both hands. Needles to say I carried that wooden dowel in my pocket daily at work. There was actually a clause in our insurance that paid X number of dollars for a lost finger joint.

[herbva]

Always a good idea to keep an index of you knives. Otherwise I don't see the point in this.

[jerryd6818]

Always a good idea to keep an index of you knives. Otherwise I don't see the point in this.

Uh har. Uh har. Took me a while and re-reading the thread to get this one. Excellent Herb.

[Samb]

Apparently he put his finger somewhere he shouldn't have. When you snooze you loose.

[JamieinWV]

Back in the early 70"s I spent a few years working in a paper bag factory. In my training as a machine operator I was issued a number of tools including a small wooden dowel about a foot long. When threading the wide roll of kraft paper onto the bag machine we used the wooden rod to hold the paper against a large drum and then under carbon steel "tucker blades". The old timer that trained me was missing the index finger on not just one but both hands. Needles to say I carried that wooden dowel in my pocket daily at work. There was actually a clause in our insurance that paid X number of dollars for a lost finger joint.

Boy back in the late 70s I dated a couple girls that I could have benefited from working in a paper bag plant, because they were not the best looking, and I could have used a few of those bags to cover their faces.

[Ridgegrass]

" Great sale : Seller already took 1/2 off." J.O'.

[Madmarco]

Always a good idea to keep an index of you knives. Otherwise I don't see the point in this.

Uh har. Uh har. Took me a while and re-reading the thread to get this one. Excellent Herb.

Me too! I was actually starting to regret that I haven't indexed my knives! Good one Herb!

[Oledadsknives]

Always a good idea to keep an index of you knives. Otherwise I don't see the point in this.

LOL!! Good one herbva!

[Oledadsknives]

Always a good idea to keep an index of you knives. Otherwise I don't see the point in this.

LOL!! Good one herbva!

Buncha jokesters we have here. All great puns guys! Jimbo

[Madmarco]

Back in the early 70"s I spent a few years working in a paper bag factory. In my training as a machine operator I was issued a number of tools including a small wooden dowel about a foot long. When threading the wide roll of kraft paper onto the bag machine we used the wooden rod to hold the paper against a large drum and then under carbon steel "tucker blades". The old timer that trained me was missing the index finger on not just one but both hands. Needles to say I carried that wooden dowel in my pocket daily at work. There was actually a clause in our insurance that paid X number of dollars for a lost finger joint.

They know the job is dangerous, yet rather than make it safe they offer money, unbelievable Nick, wow! And we all know it's not just your company that does underhanded stuff like this!

[Madmarco]

Back in the early 70"s I spent a few years working in a paper bag factory. In my training as a machine operator I was issued a number of tools including a small wooden dowel about a foot long. When threading the wide roll of kraft paper onto the bag machine we used the wooden rod to hold the paper against a large drum and then under carbon steel "tucker blades". The old timer that trained me was missing the index finger on not just one but both hands. Needles to say I carried that wooden dowel in my pocket daily at work. There was actually a clause in our insurance that paid X number of dollars for a lost finger joint.

Boy back in the late 70s I dated a couple girls that I could have benefited from working in a paper bag plant, because they were not the best looking, and I could have used a few of those bags to cover their faces.

C a r e f u l buddy, you don't want any of our gals gettin' upset!

[GSPTOPDOG]

Isn't that knife for sale from 3FingerMac's store?

[Madmarco]

Isn't that knife for sale from 3FingerMac's store?

Aah, ha, ha! Best one yet Dog!

[GSPTOPDOG]

Isn't that knife for sale from 3FingerMac's store?

Aah, ha, ha! Best one yet Dog!

I thought about a post for a while, but I just couldn't put my finger on it... until now..... (to borrow from an earlier post )

[Madmarco]

Dog! Go back to the posts yesterday in "Knives in the wild" where we were discussing the Sonoran Desert and I wished you a Happy Birthday and read my EDIT: of EDIT:, you'll likely get a chuckle out of that too!

[TPK]

Caption:

"Length Closed = 3 1/2 fingers."

[Madmarco]

"Bartender, gimme 3 1/2 fingers of Pen-Knife scotch"!

[GSPTOPDOG]

"Bartender, gimme 3 1/2 fingers of Pen-Knife scotch"!

[GSPTOPDOG]

If that seller was selling a sword, I'd bet it would a "Hand and a half sword"

[Madmarco]

Good one Dog, but I seriously doubt any of us will ever make a living as a comedian!