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>> Subject: [GCFL.net] A Day at the Races
>>
>>
>> > A rabbi is walking slowly down the street when
> a gust of
>> > wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is
> being blown
>> > down the street, but he is an old man, using a
> cane, and he
>> > can't walk fast enough to catch the hat.
> Across the street a
>> > young man sees what has happened and rushes
> over to grab the
>> > hat and returns it to the rabbi.
>> >
>> > "I don't think I would have been able to catch
> my hat," says
>> > the rabbi. "Thank you very much." The rabbi
> then places his
>> > hand on the man's shoulder and says, "May God
> bless you."
>> >
>> > The young man thinks to himself, "I've been
> blessed by the
>> > rabbi. This must be my lucky day!" So he goes
> to the
>> > racetrack, and in the first race he sees there
> is a horse
>> > named Stetson at 20 to 1. He bets $50, and
> sure enough, the
>> > horse comes in first.
>> >
>> > In the second race he sees a horse named
> Fedora at 30 to 1,
>> > so he bets it all and this horse comes in
> first also.
>> > Finally, at the end of the day, he returns
> home to his wife.
>> > When she asks him where he's been, he explains
> how he caught
>> > the rabbi's hat and was blessed by him and
> then went to the
>> > track and started winning on horses that had a
> hat in their
>> > names.
>> >
>> > "So where's the money?" she asks.
>> >
>> > "I lost it all in the ninth race. I bet on a
> horse named
>> > Chateau and it lost."
>> >
>> > "You fool, Chateau is a house; Chapeau is a
> hat!"
>> >
>> > "It doesn't matter," he said. "The winner was
> some Japanese
>> > horse named Yarmulke."
>

Bill

CC; Very Funny!

..Now thats FUNNY...

I've got a big weekend planned. It will be my 1st congical visit with Paris Hilton.

richied wrote: I've got a big weekend planned. It will be my 1st congical visit with Paris Hilton.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Whose going to put the bag over thier heads? You or Paris? Be careful of hidden camera's I don't think she has a chance with Arnold, he may add 45 more days.

Yes, the woman who built her own pedastal is now trying to get the governor to pardon her sentence. I read that she is in training with a personal trainer to go to jail. Jail Karate 101.

Yep, Big Mary is gonna make Paris her own. At the end of the 45 days, she may not WANT to leave

CCBill wrote:Yep, Big Mary is gonna make Paris her own. At the end of the 45 days, she may not WANT to leave

AHEM, AHEM, AHEM No, I can't say that here.

Yep , I bet she'll really have her "eyes" opened up

no bets from me because the rich seem to still find comfort in jail and safe from others...
Just like Martha Stewart.