Ulster Rooster Nutter

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:19 pm

Hate to get even farther off topic, but for some reason my mind went right to fleam when I saw that knife.

I don't know why.

But what better time than Friday to discuss castration and bloodletting?

smiling-knife · Post by **smiling-knife** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:22 pm

"The caponator" I like it

We'll have it made with a variety of exotic handle materials... giraffe bone, abalone, armadillo shell, alligator jaw etc. It will be an instant collector's item. Where do I sign-up.

s-k

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:42 pm

s-k....maybe some woodland scene scrimed on bone handles?

Full flat ground ATS-34 (if you're gonna castrate...you gotta use stainless!) would be excellent, if you ask me.

wildcat · Post by **wildcat** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:05 pm

Poor chickens.... never hurt nobody and yall wanna turn all but one into a bunch of girl chickens.

You know the one that don't get the knife is struttin around showin his stuff..

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:12 pm

What would Foghorn Leghorn say about all this?

smiling-knife · Post by **smiling-knife** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:20 pm

marcinek wrote:What would Foghorn Leghorn say about all this?

We could have that scrimmed on the alligator bone scales. Might be a copyright issue though

s-k

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:29 pm

I suppose if he saw one Foghorn might say something like...

"I say, I say, put that thing away, son...someone's liable to get hurt!"

I suppose bulls aren't real big fans of spey blades either...

Oh, and nobody's got a fleam? I would have bet dollars to donuts somebody did.

smiling-knife · Post by **smiling-knife** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:39 pm

marcinek wrote:
Oh, and nobody's got a fleam? I would have bet dollars to donuts somebody did.

I have a set of fleams in a knice horn case. One donut please

s-k

marcinek · Post by **marcinek** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:59 pm

I figured you would have had a fleam somewhere in your collection, s-k. Not only that, but a pretty horn handled/cased fleam!

I went looking for a nice donut pic for you and found this...

A maple bacon donut. I think just looking at it clogs one's arteries...

Is a donut without a hole still a donut?

A rooster without his "junk" is a capon.....

stancaiman · Post by **stancaiman** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:06 pm

it's a voodoo donut, so if there is a hole it will be difficult to plant a needle in the middle

Ringmaster · Post by **Ringmaster** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:29 pm

First off -

I know "egg"zackly what Foghorn Leghorn would say.... "Fowl Play, in the chicken coop". (My Gosh, how many poulty puns can he come up with ?)

And...late breaking news, today.

I have it from a reliable source that the selection committe is considering, for the 2008 AAPK Club Knife:

A Rough Rider, Rooster Canittler. With a fleam master, trailing-point chicken slicer, and gut-getter secondary blades. Gold-inlaid blades, featuring Foghorn Leghorn and Mr. Ed. Inletted for toothpick and tweezers, for those folks that make a meal of the caponizing "leftovers". Engraved bolsters and Sandbar Stag !

To place your order, call toll-free - BR-549.

C'mon get one now, guys....don't be "chicken" !

Heh Heh,
JR

smiling-knife · Post by **smiling-knife** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:34 pm

I say.... A 'fleamin caponator' with genuine Sandbar handles; I'm in for a flock or is that a herd

.

s-k

Sqg1 · Post by **Sqg1** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:47 pm

Great looking knives,,,,,never seen any like that,,,,but I can't stop look at that chicken

, it's making me hungry.

stancaiman · Post by **stancaiman** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:01 pm

i'm sorry, i never do that again

stockman · Post by **stockman** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:23 pm

Here is a Jack Knife Ben Chicago, click a couple tims for larger pic. Not in great shape but neat none-the-less.

Stockman