Gator Bone Handles ??

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:19 am

brad, did you read your post?

just kidding

right?

sunburst · Post by **sunburst** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:32 pm

Oh my gosh I need to be rushed to the hospital after laughing so hard at this post, I'm over here crying with laughter...

I didn't see no gator penis when I picked up the bones Brad, not that I had ever thought about looking for one.. You do know that the walrus penus is the 2nd biggest penis in the animal kingdom...After mine that is...

I'll try to make my way over to the area where the gator died next week and look but I don't hold out much hope....By the time I picked up these bones they were pretty scattered out and not as good as I thought they were going to be. Everyone I talk to around here says that the jawbone is what you want to make a knife handle out of. That part of the gator bone is not so porous and has enough density...

I have to say though that I will never underestimate what can be done with a simple idea...

Thanks for the great laugh this morning...

Regards,

Sunburst

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:20 pm

Well guys, I am from KY, where nothing is wasted, can't afford to waste anything. I really feel like I'm onto something with penis handled pocketknives though. Although not the inventor, I'm willing to take penis to places its never been.

Columbus discovered America but it takes each American to make it America. I wasn't ready to say anything about this yet but I have secretly contracted with CASE on er uh......lets just say that I'm gonna be an organ donor and CASE is the recipient of one of my fine organs. They have a proto one of a kind salesman's sample only one in the entire world plan to make a knife, and they of course had heard about me and its now in the making. I hope I'm not breaking my contract by talking about it but here's what they have in mind. A tiny, miniature "Tiny Toothpick".

Yeah, well there it is, there ya have it. They have done some mold casting and taken measuremets already. They are really concerned about being able to put "1 of 1" on the knife. They are trying some new technology and have made great strides thus far. They are now able to get "1 o.."

Laugh now, but this is THE future gentlemen.

Brad

jonet143 · Post by **jonet143** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:41 pm

here's brads proto.

Gunsmoke47 · Post by **Gunsmoke47** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:45 pm

Is that the new penny they are coming out with?