Another Joe Biden Christmas

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Another Joe Biden Christmas

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Yes, folks...it's that time again. Time for ol' Grampa Joe's Christmas. Tonight, he recites "Away In A Manger" and "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer."

He sits down by the fake staged fireplace on the staged office in the Eisenhower building. He begins....

"Way out in a manager
With no bib on his head
The little Lord Jesus (pronounced Hey-suess)
Laid on a loaf of bread.

The things up there
They were looking out at the bay
The little Lord Jesus
was sleeping on cud.

The cows crowed
and the baby said "C'mon man"
But little Lord Jesus
Didn't cry, he makes cakes.

I love you, Lord Jesus
Lookin' down through the telescope
And stay here with Clyde
Until the moon...rises...in the morning."

And now...Rudolph... He begins....

"You know Dapper and Bapper, and a dancing vixen
Comet cleaner, Putrid and Donny Blitzkreig
But did you call on the telephone
That guy, when it rained beer in the fall."

And then the program ended because the White House cut the feed! ::rotflol::
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🤭
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Biden loves Jesus my ARSE......
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At least 2 more to go - maybe 6

Merry Christmas 🎄 hope it’s a good one for all
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If he gets elected again we'll be doomed.
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we're doomed already . .. ... .. .
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royal0014 wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:24 am we're doomed already . .. ... .. .
::censored::
EXACTLY!!!!
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::facepalm:: Glad he didn't start singing Grandma got run over by Republican! ftd
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Wonder if Biden hid his red and green colored eggs under the flagpole yet? 🤭🇺🇲🎄
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fergusontd wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 4:16 pm ::facepalm:: Glad he didn't start singing Grandma got run over by Republican! ftd
:lol:
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