All About Pocket Knives

I won't be bidding on that one.

I wonder if is new, or USED ! lol

Does anyone know if a Hawkbill was the pattern that Ms. Bobbit used to do the amputation of Mr. Bobbit's member ?
kj

I recall reading that she actually used a pair of sewing shears...not a knife...but don't know if that's true.

News reports at the time stated "8 inch carving knife". No brand or pictures ever provided.

zzyzzogeton wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:30 am News reports at the time stated "8 inch carving knife". No brand or pictures ever provided.

So the folding Hawkbill is false advertising. The pattern has nothing to do with the Bobbits, so i will not be buying it.
kj

Poetic licensing?

kootenay joe wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:52 am

zzyzzogeton wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:30 am News reports at the time stated "8 inch carving knife". No brand or pictures ever provided.

So the folding Hawkbill is false advertising. The pattern has nothing to do with the Bobbits, so i will not be buying it.
kj

I thought for sure you would be all in on that one Roland

rexstubbins wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 3:09 am

kootenay joe wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:52 am

zzyzzogeton wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:30 am News reports at the time stated "8 inch carving knife". No brand or pictures ever provided.

So the folding Hawkbill is false advertising. The pattern has nothing to do with the Bobbits, so i will not be buying it.
kj

I thought for sure you would be all in on that one Roland

I would but this is a fake Bobbit knife. Not a real 8" Carver Bobbit. But i suppose it could work if it has a 'gator' snap.
kj

Just so you all know, the Bobbits turned out okay after that unfortunate incident.

Elana went to work for Inches Away and Dwane landed a lucrative position with Snap-On Tools.

Charlie Noyes

Awwww, Charlie.

I believe Mr. Noyes wins the Internet for today !

I have posted that every time one of these knives shows up.

I do it because I am frankly amazed at the way the English language can be turned in a humorous way and I greatly admire those that are capable of doing it.

Charlie

RobesonsRme.com wrote: ↑Mon Apr 19, 2021 3:17 am Just so you all know, the Bobbits turned out okay after that unfortunate incident.

Elana went to work for Inches Away and Dwane landed a lucrative position with Snap-On Tools.

Charlie Noyes

I heard it a little different Charlie. I had heard that Dwane was considered as Spokesman for GNC Men's Staminol™, but he was short on references.

There's some things you just shouldn't joke about.