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A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:48 am
by Doug51
Finally found some toilet paper!

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:50 am
by djknife13
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:48 am Finally found some toilet paper!
Wow, that's a big knife.____Dave

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:15 am
by Steve Warden
This was the first thread I opened this morning.
Thanks for starting my day with a smile :D ::tu::

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:16 am
by Doc B
Ha! Nice! ::tu:: ::tu:: ::tu::

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:00 pm
by jerryd6818
Now that you have some, man up and get some for your significant other.

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:37 pm
by Doug51
djknife13 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:50 am
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:48 am Finally found some toilet paper!
Wow, that's a big knife.____Dave
It's the Case Seahorse whittler XXXXL model! :D

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:39 pm
by Doug51
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:00 pm Now that you have some, man up and get some for your significant other.
::tu:: I'll try to step up my game! :D :D

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:07 pm
by doglegg
Doug, 20 years from now someone will see that and wonder why someone would carve toilet paper. Very witty! ::nod:: ::nod:: ::tu:: ::tu::

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm
by jerryd6818
doglegg wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:07 pm Doug, 20 years from now someone will see that and wonder why someone would carve toilet paper. Very witty! ::nod:: ::nod:: ::tu:: ::tu::
It won't take 20 years. I'm wondering right now. :lol: :lol: ::poke::

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:39 pm
by Doug51
doglegg wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:07 pm Doug, 20 years from now someone will see that and wonder why someone would carve toilet paper. Very witty! ::nod:: ::nod:: ::tu:: ::tu::
LOL!!! Yes they will!!! :D I should make a sign the great TP shortage of 2020!

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm
by Doug51
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm
doglegg wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:07 pm Doug, 20 years from now someone will see that and wonder why someone would carve toilet paper. Very witty! ::nod:: ::nod:: ::tu:: ::tu::
It won't take 20 years. I'm wondering right now. :lol: :lol: ::poke::
You must not have had the TP shortage everyone is talking about around my area and still are.

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm
by jerryd6818
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm
doglegg wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:07 pm Doug, 20 years from now someone will see that and wonder why someone would carve toilet paper. Very witty! ::nod:: ::nod:: ::tu:: ::tu::
It won't take 20 years. I'm wondering right now. :lol: :lol: ::poke::
You must not have had the TP shortage everyone is talking about around my area and still are.
Oh, it hit here too. Never understood it but it is what it is. Didn't effect me because I buy the 45 roll pack at Sam's Club and it lasts me most of a year. That can happen when there's only one person making demands on the supply and it's a guy. :lol: And in case there's any question about it, I was just gigging you, cause that's what I do. No offense intended. You do a fine job of carving. Looked good from where I sit.

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:10 pm
by cody6268
Looks great!


At the Dollar General (so far, the only place my folks are going to) shelves are still barren of TP (we stocked up long before that, so no real issue). The problem is afterward. TP manufacturers have obviously hired more people to keep up with demand. The people that hoarded probably won't be buying TP for several years. So, people are gonna get laid off due to cost stickiness as it's called in accounting.

I noticed a Finnish knife dealer I've been looking at purchasing a few different knives from is now alternately listing their prices in TP, as a sort of tongue-in-cheek joke.

Example: The knife is $58 that I'm looking at.
Price in toilet paper rolls approximately 107 toilet paper rolls. We do not yet accept toilet paper as payment.

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:29 pm
by Doug51
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm

It won't take 20 years. I'm wondering right now. :lol: :lol: ::poke::
You must not have had the TP shortage everyone is talking about around my area and still are.
Oh, it hit here too. Never understood it but it is what it is. Didn't effect me because I buy the 45 roll pack at Sam's Club and it lasts me most of a year. That can happen when there's only one person making demands on the supply and it's a guy. :lol: And in case there's any question about it, I was just gigging you, cause that's what I do. No offense intended. You do a fine job of carving. Looked good from where I sit.
I knew that Jerry! No offense taken. Heck in 20 yrs there might not be such a thing as toilet paper! :shock: :shock: ::rotflol::

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:31 pm
by Doug51
cody6268 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:10 pm Looks great!


At the Dollar General (so far, the only place my folks are going to) shelves are still barren of TP (we stocked up long before that, so no real issue). The problem is afterward. TP manufacturers have obviously hired more people to keep up with demand. The people that hoarded probably won't be buying TP for several years. So, people are gonna get laid off due to cost stickiness as it's called in accounting.

I noticed a Finnish knife dealer I've been looking at purchasing a few different knives from is now alternately listing their prices in TP, as a sort of tongue-in-cheek joke.

Example: The knife is $58 that I'm looking at.
Price in toilet paper rolls approximately 107 toilet paper rolls. We do not yet accept toilet paper as payment.
I will trade for knives! ::tu:: :D

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:31 pm
by 1967redrider
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:29 pm
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm
You must not have had the TP shortage everyone is talking about around my area and still are.
Oh, it hit here too. Never understood it but it is what it is. Didn't effect me because I buy the 45 roll pack at Sam's Club and it lasts me most of a year. That can happen when there's only one person making demands on the supply and it's a guy. :lol: And in case there's any question about it, I was just gigging you, cause that's what I do. No offense intended. You do a fine job of carving. Looked good from where I sit.
I knew that Jerry! No offense taken. Heck in 20 yrs there might not be such a thing as toilet paper! :shock: :shock: ::rotflol::
Now you're sounding like a Seinfeld episode, just ask George Costanza! ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol::

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:20 am
by Doug51
1967redrider wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:31 pm
Doug51 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:29 pm
jerryd6818 wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:53 pm

Oh, it hit here too. Never understood it but it is what it is. Didn't effect me because I buy the 45 roll pack at Sam's Club and it lasts me most of a year. That can happen when there's only one person making demands on the supply and it's a guy. :lol: And in case there's any question about it, I was just gigging you, cause that's what I do. No offense intended. You do a fine job of carving. Looked good from where I sit.
I knew that Jerry! No offense taken. Heck in 20 yrs there might not be such a thing as toilet paper! :shock: :shock: ::rotflol::
Now you're sounding like a Seinfeld episode, just ask George Costanza! ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol::
::tu:: :D

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:22 am
by Doug51
For you TP wasters the Mega Roll! :D

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:33 am
by doglegg
::tounge:: ::tounge:: ::dang:: ::tu:: ::tu::
Doug51 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:22 am For you TP wasters the Mega Roll! :D

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:12 pm
by Doug51
I don't know how many people look at this part of the forum but is anyone interested in carving one of these TP character? I could do a series of pictures showing you how. I've never done this before but I think some of you that have always wanted to try carving might have some fun and surprise yourselves. And the bonus is you get to work with your pockets knife! Let me know and if you are I'll try my best to help.

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:13 pm
by eveled
Pictures of the process are always enjoyable. I say go for it.

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:17 pm
by EeDeCe
Doug51 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:12 pm I don't know how many people look at this part of the forum but is anyone interested in carving one of these TP character? I could do a series of pictures showing you how. I've never done this before but I think some of you that have always wanted to try carving might have some fun and surprise yourselves. And the bonus is you get to work with your pockets knife! Let me know and if you are I'll try my best to help.
Please do! I’ve trying my hand at this lately and I take any pointers I can get.
If I can offend the owl community, why not the living toilet paper roll community?

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:28 am
by Doug51
Hoarding Toilet paper!

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:50 am
by Steve Warden
::tu:: ::tu::
Thanks for the smile!

Re: A little toilet paper humor

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:59 am
by 1967redrider
Those are really cool, you have talent for sure! ::tu::

What's the medium you're using to carve from?