All About Pocket Knives

Dumb... Ignorant ... or just Plain Stupid
EBay descriptions are a never ending source of amusement .... 3 recent ones that caught my eye

PARKER CUT CO. JAPAN 1982-88 BIG WHITTLER--LOCK--ALABAMA HUNTING KNIFE “UNUSED, UNCARRIED--LIGHT SCRATCHES FROM STORAGE--PIN CRACK” Vintage Barlow 2 Blade ElectrIcian - Utility- Carpet Knife “Used but well taken care of” 2 BLADE HEN & ROOSTER COURTHOUSE WHITTLER STAG/BONE HANDLE KNIFE Derek

Really like that Hen & Rooster. I always say that a good part of making a sale depends on description and how it's worded. Those who skip out on that part will usually have to sell for less.

Here is a fun one.
VINTAGE SCHRADE USA SC503 DUCKS GEESE SCRIMSHAW TRAPPER KNIFE KNIVES OLD POCKET
The third photo shows a pretty clear China tang etch. I don't mind the knife so much but I do mind the misrepresentation.