All About Pocket Knives

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

Great humor!!
Thanks for sharing.

I've been in Decisive but I'm not sure I want to go back.

I've been in Verted and in Capacitated after a sled ride.

I think I've been in Conclusive but there's still some doubt about that.

I was in Vertebrate once, but there was nothing to do but lie around.

I've heard of folks being in Humane, but it's not pet friendly, so I didn't go.

Very close by and you'd be in Human, their sister city, but no one likes it there, either.

There was a time when all our politicians gather in Ept, but they changed the name to D.C.

Charlie Noyes

I don't think I've ever been in Competent but you might get an argument from my previous employers.

Nobody in Competent is capable of admitting it, Jerry, so that's inconclusive.

Just like I've been in Ebriated, but was totally unaware of it at the time. You don't really recognize it until you look back on it the next day.

Charlie

During my youth, I was in Ebriated many times but don't remember the area very well.

I've also been in Consequential. It was just like being in Significant.

One time, purely by chance, I ended up in Cidental.

I was in Sipid once. Everything there was just blah.

I was in Carcerated once. Once was enough. That's a hard place to get away from.

I went through Chattanooga TN one time. There was a good place to eat there called 'Uncle Bud's'. That's the first time I had alligator. Tastes like chicken. No, actually it tasted like pork to me. (I was just checking to see if y'all are still awake.)

Recently I made it as far as in Clined. It was a tough journey. Up hill all the way.

I was in continent for a while. It was the S**ts.

Charlie Noyes

I was in Calculable for a breif stint, but nothing really added up there so I left.

I was in Complete but never made it to the other side.

you guys are killin' me!
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I didn't know Warner Bro. used that line so much but then they were always missing that left turn at Albuquerque and ending up in Coherent so how was I supposed to figure it out.