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HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED! THEN AND NOW!

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MITCH RAPP wrote: HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED! THEN AND NOW!

If that isn't God's own truth. And what am I doing right now?

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A Good Catholic Joke

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Veteran's Bar


Four retired veterans are walking down the street. When they see a sign that says "Veterans' Bar," they go in. The bartender asks for their order and they all ask for a martini. He delivers the drinks and says, "That will be 40 cents."

They can't believe their good luck. They finish the drinks and order another round, and the bartender again says, "That will be 40 cents." This is when their curiosity peaks, so one asks the bartender, "How can you afford to serve martinis for a dime apiece?"

The bartender replies, "I guess you've seen the decor here. Well, I am a retired Navy Chief and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $45 million and decided to open this place for real veterans. Every drink costs a dime -- wine, liquor, beer all the same."

They notice four guys at the end of the bar who haven't ordered anything.

They ask, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "Oh, those are retired Marine Gunnys ... They're waiting for happy hour."

(AP NEWS RELEASE) A busload of 56 banjo players attending a Bluegrass Music convention in Nashville, Tennessee was hi-jacked today by terrorists. The terrorists are demanding fifty million dollars, to be delivered by noon tomorrow. If their demands are not met, they will begin releasing one banjo player every hour.

Dare's a lot a trufe ta dat

T.J.!! You're not gonna whoop his a$$ for that insult? Especially after I went and popped corn canceled my cable and got all comfortable to watch the fight? Man oh man. Guess I better call the cable company and tell 'em to cancel that cancel.

Well Jerry, from my experience, there's only two kinds of banjo players....Really GOOD and really BAD....no in-betweens!!

A banjo player finishes his gig and throws his banjo in the back seat of his car. On the way home he desides to stop and get a burger a fries. Goes into the restaurant and places his order and suddenly remembers that he left his banjo in the car, unattended. He rushes out to see the back window of his car broken and is very troubled. Slowly he walks up to the car and looks inside. And what does he see? Someone has put another banjo in the car.

Now don't you guys be gettin' down on me because of a banjo joke. I play banjo myself and I got all the respect in the world for anyone who plays bluegrass music. Remember, there's only two kinds of music, there's good music, and there's bad music, and sometimes the bad music is still pretty good. I remember distinctly when I got to be a halfway decent banjo player, it was when my Rottweiler, Bear, stopped leaving the room whenever I picked up my banjo.

Or, like my wife used to say when I first started pickin', " Thank God there's no smell! "

You guys crack me up.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Southern Baptist?



The Catholic will talk to you in the liquor store.

Brother Dave Gardner says, "The only difference between the Northern Baptist and the Southern Baptist is, the Northern Baptist says, 'There ain't no hell'. The Southern Baptist says, 'The hell they ain't'."

Good ones guys!




Here is an old one I remember from college-

They (the ubiquitous they) say the whole of Christendom will be united when Catholics deny the doctrine of the infallibility of the Pope and the Baptists will admit to each other that they smoke.

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the s*** outta everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

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Okay I will try and not butcher this one (I do most jokes)
They asked a blonde a question at a beauty contest of where she would go if she could go anywhere and she replied THE SUN!
The host replied "but wouldnt you get burnt to a crisp?''
She replied "NO SILLY, I WOULD GO AT NIGHT"

I liked it, LOL

Not a joke just a picture. Her husband is without his favorite pair of underpants, hopefully he wasn't wearing them at the time. This picture was taken at a flea market in the parking lot of a walmart in Gardendale, Al. USA. I wonder what kind of knife she EDC"s

Ya know..She could be the most beautiful Women in the World..if She was wearing that...I would have ta pass.
Only at the Walmart..

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I wonder what kind of knife she EDC"s

I would say ..one of those China made Winchesters...fixed blade of course..with a gut hook. ..
Strapped to Her thigh....Laura Croft style.. ..

I would say, "that's my kind of woman", but I'd be lying.

Paul

IT'S CALLED A BARKA