All About Pocket Knives

your wife says "did you cut yourself again"

You don't have a wife and you say, "Jesus, I cut myself again".

You think about knives all the time, look at knives on the computer all the time and dream about knives all the time.
Not that I do that, no, not I.

You read every post in this topic and agreed with all of them!

If when your ex wife told you she had had enough and you took all your knives and left your clothes because there was no room for then in your truck.

You might be a knifenut if you walk around in jeans that are now big enough to fall off but think nothing of spending $30 at the swapmeet so you’ll have something new to show the club next Saturday!
You might be a knifenut if your kids know what to get you for Christmas without asking
You might be a knifenut if you spend most of your work breaks here!

zoogirl wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:41 pm You might be a knifenut if you walk around in jeans that are now big enough to fall off but think nothing of spending $30 at the swapmeet so you’ll have something new to show the club next Saturday!
You might be a knifenut if your kids know what to get you for Christmas without asking
You might be a knifenut if you spend most of your work breaks here!

Are you talking about me?

dlr110 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 pm

zoogirl wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:41 pm You might be a knifenut if you walk around in jeans that are now big enough to fall off but think nothing of spending $30 at the swapmeet so you’ll have something new to show the club next Saturday!
You might be a knifenut if your kids know what to get you for Christmas without asking
You might be a knifenut if you spend most of your work breaks here!

Are you talking about me?

Thinking that fits most of us.

You might be a knife nut if you wear a shirt that says “This is what a real knife collector looks like” or a picture of a knife on the t shirt that says,Knifeoligest.

buddyie22 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:32 am You might be a knife nut if you wear a shirt that says “This is what a real knife collector looks like” or a picture of a knife on the t shirt that says,Knifeoligest.

"Knifeoligest" I really like that term, I might have to use that on my next order of business cards.

Fellas, I think it covers all of us...hmm...
If you hear “cover”, do you think blanket, scale material or sheath?
If it’s the last two, knifenut!

You might be a knifenut if...
You go drooly over a couple of mint Queens on ebay, buy em' cheap, they arrive, you go over em'/put em' in the collection, swear those are yer last, week goes by, take a quick peak again on ebay, find a couple in better condition then yours, loose your mind over em', put your 2 up for sale on AAPK, buy the 2 on ebay, your 2 on AAPK don't sell, say "What the heck, i'll keep em'", ebay knives arrive, and it all starts over again ….

You might be a knifenut if...
(A) You can list your 10 favorite knife companies.
(B) Eight of those companies had gone out of business by 1958.

OK, I'm jealous.
Ken

If you go for an MRI... takes you 6 min. to empty your pockets... you get on the table in front of the magnet and the little peanut you forgot to empty starts pulling tour pants down.

I don't leave home without it! ftd

You are in your bathrobe and have at least one pocket knife in the pockets.

You spend more time/effort choosing what knife to carry than what to wear..
You lay awake at knife thinking about tomorrows edc..
John

You might be a knifenut if you order several knives at a time so your spouse sees only one package in the mail.

You might be a knifenut if you quit buying guns when you couldn't get another one in your gun safe but now you can't get another knife in it, either.

geocash wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:06 pm when you couldn't get another one in your gun safe but now you can't get another knife in it, either.