All About Pocket Knives

Don't y'all blame me for the mess yer getting into, I didn't start it!

Here are the results of the drawing. Find your name in the first column, send POS to name in the second column. PM with addresses will be sent out today.

For those who the suspence is killing them, I didn't use a hat. I put all names in a column A in a spreadsheet, LibreOffice 7.3.0.3 Calc, and sorted them alphabetically. I copied them to column B.
I then used the =RAND() function(which generates a random number(well not actually totally random as computers are incapable of true random numbers, see: https://www.howtogeek.com/183051/htg-ex ... m-numbers/)) in column C next to each name. I then sorted column B sequentially using the number in column C to sort by.
No third parties were contracted to audit the process, and if you have a problem with that I have some suggestions of where to put your new POS.

OMG, jerry is going to drop a shirt bomb on me!!!!!

Well done Andrew - looks like Spring Cleaning will happen early this year good thing that one man's trash is another man's treasure

Ok, I should have sent addresses to everyone. If you didn't get a PM from me, let me know ASAP.

Assignment received, Sir!

OLDE CUTLER wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 7:11 pm OMG, jerry is going to drop a shirt bomb on me!!!!!

Ya think??? Bwa Ha Ha

It will go in the mail on Monday.

bestgear wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 7:21 pm looks like Spring Cleaning will happen early this year good thing that one man's trash is another man's treasure

Whachu talkin 'bout Willis???

catspa wrote: ↑Thu Mar 03, 2022 4:09 pm My town’s smaller than your town,
And my collar’s a little more blue…

Parker

I just want to apologize in advance for what you are going to receive from me...

33 participants, a very nice showing.

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I just want to apologize in advance for what you are going to receive from me...
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That’s okay, I expect Wade will restore the karmic balance. And if you feel compelled to apologize in advance, it’s probable that no apology would be sufficient, anyway.

It goes around, it comes around, then it goes again. Has been circling for eons.

Parker

bestgear wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 7:21 pm Well done Andrew - looks like Spring Cleaning will happen early this year good thing that one man's trash is another man's treasure

I want to say that we don’t know each other but no means did I intend this package to anyone in specific, as you see the process was carried out with the utter most professionalism in order to exchange names. That being said your package of joy will be in the mail AM tomorrow because I can’t wait to get this shi$ out of my garage. It’s almost as good as the one day a year the county allows me to put tires on the curb for them to pick up.

JamieinWV wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 1:14 pm

bestgear wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 7:21 pm Well done Andrew - looks like Spring Cleaning will happen early this year good thing that one man's trash is another man's treasure

I want to say that we don’t know each other but no means did I intend this package to anyone in specific, as you see the process was carried out with the utter most professionalism in order to exchange names. That being said your package of joy will be in the mail AM tomorrow because I can’t wait to get this shi$ out of my garage. It’s almost as good as the one day a year the county allows me to put tires on the curb for them to pick up.

The only problem, Jamie, is there will be an equally rank package heading your direction by someone else.

Hopefully there will be no fatalities; past POS episodes have only resulted in mild illness.

With the focus on the environment by the current administration, I hope we don't all end up on a EPA and/or Homeland Security watch list.

Kolvir wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 8:37 pm With the focus on the environment by the current administration, I hope we don't all end up on a EPA and/or Homeland Security watch list.

Good point, Kolvir!
I am sorry that you drew the short straw this year, as I got your name.
I will be sure to send it anonymously, in case the EPA flags it!
I mean, there's no use in both of us going to jail!

Anxious to see what this _______ weights when I hit the post office tomorrow. Anyone have an extra Hazmat sticker?

My box goes out Monday AM, I'll have to slide into the PO and beat it out quick before they catch a drift of it. Of I should say a sniff. Hopefully the bubble wrap will cover it up. Heaven knows the bubble wrap wasn't necessary to protect precious stuff!

POS package sent $9.45 postage ……3 gallons of gas to get to and back from post office $11.97 ($3.99 a gallon)….

John (1967 redrider)

It's on its way....be careful, be very, very careful.

KLJ77 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 2:46 pm John (1967 redrider)

It's on its way....be careful, be very, very careful.

Gotcha!

C-WADE7 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 08, 2022 5:05 pm Pm was sent to participate. Thank you

Sorry to report that I had a lot of problems shipping your POS box. I didnt want to haul the box down to the Post Office even in the trunk of my car, so I called to have it picked up. When they got here they saw the fumes emanating from the box and refused to take it. So I tried other package delivery services and same thing. Finally I found one that would take it, their delivery truck is pictured below. Keep an eye out for it.

On the way to tongue river. Luckily it only has to travel to the next state, less time to "ripen" further. thanks
Bruce

2 lbs. and 9 ozs. of the finest cutlery and packaging material east of the Mississippi headed to Rockford IL - with any luck it will pass all inspections and land safely later this week

bestgear wrote: ↑Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:39 pm 2 lbs. and 9 ozs. of the finest cutlery and packaging material east of the Mississippi headed to Rockford IL - with any luck it will pass all inspections and land safely later this week

Holy Crap Tom I did not know I was supposed to weigh the darn thing!! They wanted out of the PO as soon as I walked in with your pile of stuff ah em!!