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another sighting on ebay.

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johnnie

No wonder we can't find a Sandbar Stag here, they're in China. Looking in all the wrong places. Where's our detective?

Men,

This is disturbing news, I hope this did not cost us any money. If so, Pay them by card credit through PayPal. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, no Honor.
There are forces here that give off Bad Karma.

In the meantime; I have contacted some 'friends' I have across The Pond, 7ball here has agreed to take the assignment.

Today I received a photo on microflim which tells me he is hot on the trail of something in the East.


Shaken, Not Stirred
9ball

Niner
As fur as im concerned if Mr. naught 7 will take the case , by all means retain him cause I think we need some serious help. However dont inform him of the smiling person cause thats what gave the last bunch such a terrible ache in the cranium.
W.B.
P.S. Rumor has it that he is currently visiting our small drinking village with the gigantic fishing problem. Looking it over for a future flick.

9ball wrote:Men,

This is disturbing news, I hope this did not cost us any money. If so, Pay them by card credit through PayPal. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, no Honor.
There are forces here that give off Bad Karma.

In the meantime; I have contacted some 'friends' I have across The Pond, 7ball here has agreed to take the assignment.

Today I received a photo on microflim which tells me he is hot on the trail of something in the East.


Shaken, Not Stirred
9ball

Maybe, just maybe this is a job for 8-Ball, last I heard he was cornered (incognito) into the side pocket after being scratched in the corner pocket. His English was a little bad and he is recovering from some slop, on the rebound.

10-4 W.B., We do not want to muck it up.

Hukk, I thought of 8 ball first, him being a Commie supporter and all. As you can see he is having an identity crisis at this time. Too much Gin & Tonic.

On A Mission,
9ball

To all concerned:
Being a long-time JB junkie, I too am most confident in Sir double-naught Connery, however, he appears a bit too relaxed considering the historic threat-level regarding SandBar culling attempts. Furthermore, he has substantially upgraded his trusty Walther PPK/s, to a Widley 454 magnum . Is someone is covering with a Barrett Light-50/Starlight or some such equalizing lead-chucker? We sincerely wish Mr. Bond attend our pool party and show the 'guest chefs' whats what in preparing the extra-large Bratwurst supplied by the Wisconsin contingent.
Isn't he a vodka martini man??

Hello All;
ILK just for the record was it a Widley or a Wildey. Seems as tho I remember a sequence summers that a .454 had a radio or some type of control that it could seek out its target. Now thats fair with a capital F.

I have yet to relate my visit with the gang of a bunch of more worldly detectives. To be honest with you they seemed to be a heck of a lot more interested in fresh salmon,sturgeon and steehead than stag. I was quizzed at some length as what my interest in the Sandbar stemmed from. After giving it all of two or three seconds of intense thought I toldem it has to do I think with the Sandbar atwixt the Columbia river and the Pacific Ocean, It is one of the most dangerous in the world. There have litterally been hundreds of ships sunk over the years.
I think my mind which works like a finely tuned cookoo clock was imagining how dangerous a Sandbar Stag handled knife could be if it
were not from a true source. It could cause bodily harm to your fingers or other appendages. Were it real this could never happen cause it would undoubtably be held in such high reverence that it would never be misused.
And with that I close my Saga of the Sandbar Stag and am awaiting for all
of you most helpful participants to relate your adventures with the Gang of a Bunch of more Worldy Detectives before during and after their visit with you. Did you have any trouble with Cato or the Panther or the perverted one who said its alimentary my dear wetson.
W.B.

Edit; Johnnie they being as worldly as they have become had to have known you would be joining in a bit late. So we will also need a report from The great State of Texas. God Bless all Texans and other Americans.

mossdancer, i will represent the great lone star to the best of my abilities. i did'nt realize the danger until i read this thread. after my close call with one earlier i have bee extremely cautious. if any of the gang of a bunch of more worldly detectives find themselves in texas they can feel free to enlist my assistance.

on the lookout

johnnie

Folks,

Maybe a little metrical writing will lead to a conclusion, or it may never end.......



The night came quicker than usual, and it caught me by surprise
Before I found some shelter, the blackness dimmed my eyes

My panicked heart was pounding, my legs instinctively took flight
I aimlessly ran in circles, in the horror of blackest night

In the distance I could hear it, the sounds of a terrible beast
I could hear its claws scratching, I could see the flash of its teeth

There was no way to outrun it, for it traveled on all fours
So, left with just one prospect, I turned and faced the noise

The blade I held: had a faint sparkle, illumined from distant stars
The beast knew I would use it, as it stalked me from afar

My wait drug on for eternity, as I firmly stood my ground
But soon it would be over, for I heard approaching sounds

Throughout my life, I purposefully planned, to never travel by night
It was the only way to miss the beast, and avoid a deadly fight

Yet, life has a sense of justice, not willing to let me cheat those plans
From facing the beast who stalks me, from facing what haunts a man

A silhouette sprang out of the blackness, striking hard the first blow
I volleyed back with the tip of my blade, causing the beast to moan

Collapsing together, mortally wounded, the dawn began to break
I saw the beast that had attacked me, it was myself, in whom, I faced




The Auction man is callin' my number, gotta mission.
Later,
9ball

LOBO;
Could the handles on this here handmade machete have been from the dead red rake shed you posted on page one.

edit; oops page two.
W.B.

Frankly,

I'm still reeling from 9ball's last post...

That looks like it could be pink bubba loves gum dyed SandBar bone stag resiprene micarta to me. But, I'm so shaken, I could be mistaken.

I'm going to go load them all. Call before dropping by.

Bill

Bill;
Nope, Im positive that its entirely possible that you have found a new stag material. At the very least unlike the original subject your find is not a Knockoff of someone elses stag. Buddy your gonna become famous, wow talk about rakin in some publicity I think you may have discovered a new Grail.
W.B.

Edit; In light of this new discovery I had to change my Avatar.

As a peer of mine was wont to say...
Elementary, Mossdancer.

Signed Philip Marlowe

New Avatar?
Perhaps "Bladedancer"?
I believe there is enuf blade there for an entire bleacher section at Lambeau Field.
How much does that baby weigh??
How do you propose it's use?

This yearling could grow up to be a sandbar anything he wants to be.
W.B.

W.B.

Didn't that go down to Georgia...lookin' for a soul to steal?

Bill

I thought he was out your way Bill.

I think he just vacations here when it's not so HOT. Actually Rick, he Volunteers as a mascot in football season.

I'm sorry W. B., but he's not gonna turn out to be a SandBar handled knife.

El diaba Lobo

Yeah;
I already had it figured. Had he been, His handles would have been to hot to handle.
W.B.

Edit; you know I believe we are developing a scorched earth policy.

I would not say that too quickly, Bill. It may happen one day.

When 10 E C was National Champs back in '98, they sent a Team out and found an Orange SandBar Stag for handles.
If the NCAA/SEC can make a buck off of it, they will.

More on the $ thing later, I am thinkin' on it.

Rick

That's a nice one 9ball...

I've seen this one before...but I think is must be second cut SandBar...

Fork 'Em Devils!

Bill

Fulmer .......He's the turn coat that Back Door'ed Johnny Majors. You cannot give those away, well then again maybe you can.......

Second Cut.......I will agree

This fella could be kinfolk to the SS.

RACK 'em...

Bill

P. S.
Pretty Punny with the Kinfolks thing, W.B.