All About Pocket Knives

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:07 pm**

dewman wrote:
MITCH RAPP wrote: Find a Girlfriend, who likes knives!
Mitch....regardless of her political stance and her otherwise "off the wall" shenanigans,....there's always been something about that woman that really does it for me. Know what I mean? The things dreams are made of! Would that be a dangling participal?

Dew; Your are Correct Sir!

Politics aside, She is

one Gorgeous Woman!

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:08 pm**

One More!

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:58 pm**

useem wrote:Marcinek said, "keep the knives, leave the girlfriend" Dam, he's COOL Anyway, I agree with him on the Al Mar also. I would keep that one.

That's easy for me to say...my wife likes knives...just bought herself a big ol' stag half congress. (And stole my Spydie Karambit)

And if my wife is somehow reading this thread, let me say that I absolutely do not wholeheartedly approve of this thread being full of Angelina Jolie pictures. I would be highly offended if you fellas posted more pictures of her. Lots more of her. Shame on you! Tsk, tsk.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:18 pm**

Just to make it clear that everyone is welcome here at AAPK...here's Brad....

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:18 pm**

example,

my girlfriend told me i had to quit drinking beer. i countered , get rid of all your makeup. she said the makeup was to make her more attractive to me. i said that was what the beer was for.
i don't think she's coming back.

KEEP YOUR KNIVES

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:32 pm**

keep your knives and sell me your girlfriend!

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:51 pm**

jonet143 wrote:example,

my girlfriend told me i had to quit drinking beer. i countered , get rid of all your makeup. she said the makeup was to make her more attractive to me. i said that was what the beer was for.
i don't think she's coming back.

KEEP YOUR KNIVES

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:10 pm**

ANOTHER vote for get rid of the girlfriend.

If you cave now, you will be under her rule till you decide you've had enough and yall get a divorce.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:19 pm**

rigwelder wrote:keep your knives and sell me your girlfriend!

You may have to sell your knives!

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:28 pm**

I've got it, 911!

Marry your girlfriend and give me your knives.

Sublime in its brilliant simplicity.

Everybody wins!

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:30 pm**

marcinek wrote:I've got it, 911!

Marry your girlfriend and give me your knives.

Sublime in its brilliant simplicity.

Everybody wins!

That is brilliant. If they are too much for you, I'll take a few. Lets spread the wealth.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:32 pm**

Spread the wealth! I got dibs on the Al Mar

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:35 pm**

i have the solution. stop collecting knives. start collecting balls.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:35 pm**

i'm not familiar with any of them, but i will take one off his hands to appease his boss... uh, I mean girlfriend.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:44 pm**

Well, why not collect girlfriends who like knives and collect knives also. WHOA, wait a minute, that's gonna cost a lot of money.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:55 pm**

jonet143 wrote:i have the solution. stop collecting knives. start collecting balls.

Youch, johnnie! That was harsh.

Hilarious!

....but harsh.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:55 pm**

jonet143 wrote:example,

my girlfriend told me i had to quit drinking beer. i countered , get rid of all your makeup. she said the makeup was to make her more attractive to me. i said that was what the beer was for.
i don't think she's coming back.

KEEP YOUR KNIVES

GREAT !!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:15 pm**

jonet143 wrote:i have the solution. stop collecting knives. start collecting balls.

Leave it to Johnnie to tell it like it is!

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:26 am**

Hukk wrote:
rigwelder wrote:keep your knives and sell me your girlfriend!
You may have to sell your knives!

That´s EXACTLY the point

....but: Pssssssssssssst

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:28 am**

marcinek wrote:I've got it, 911!

Marry your girlfriend and give me your knives.

Sublime in its brilliant simplicity.

Everybody wins!

Have a closer look there where I´ve drowned them

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:32 am**

useem wrote:Spread the wealth! I got dibs on the Al Mar

Why only dibs??? If you would place bids it can be your´s on Sunday

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:34 am**

Hukk wrote: Well, why not collect girlfriends who like knives and collect knives also. WHOA, wait a minute, that's gonna cost a lot of money.

Right you are

Posted: **Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:38 am**

wildcat wrote:i'm not familiar with any of them, but i will take one off his hands to appease his boss... uh, I mean girlfriend.

Well, here you go (pics):

http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t169/rescuediverhh/

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:23 am**

Words of wisdom about this subject.

When I was a kid, me an granpa was walkin in the woods. We saw a frog hoppin along. We watched him a few minutes, he turned tward granpa and talked. Said "Hey ole man, pick me up and kiss me, an I'll turn in to a beautiful young princess." Granpa picked up the frog an stuck him in his coat pocket. We kept walkin, and I watched him closely. I finally asked him "Granpa, are'nt ya gonna kiss that frog?" He said "Why no son, I'd rather have a talkin frog." Its taken me about 40 years since then to figure out what he was tryin to teach me that day.

By the way, anin't there a song that goes somethin like this...

"I'm gonna miss her... looky there... another knife."

Posted: **Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:35 am**

...not bad at all

All About Pocket Knives

Which knife would you keep???

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