All About Pocket Knives

You might be a knife-nut if you wakeup every morning with the schatts and love it.

You might be a knife-nut if...


You actually don't know the real number of knives you own.

You actually carry a PINK knife.

You might be a knife nut if.........your right handed and not only the hair on your left arm has patches missing, but your left calf also looks like it has mange!

And I've noticed. Most of our wives all have mastered the "Look"!

You might be a knife nut if you use knife pattern numbers for your passwords in all of your accounts, because you can remember them easier that way. Guilty!

tank wrote:You might be a knife-nut if you wakeup every morning with the schatts and love it.

Now that is funny...........................


you may a knife nut if; you would rather take pictures of your knives, than take your wife out for dinner on your anniversary.

You might be a knife nut if your dog has patches of missing hair from his 4 legs and along his back. COME HERE BOY!

I just tested knives..................er...... .........I mean, I gave a haircut to one of our Lhasa's today.

You know you're a knut when you cut your finger and it makes you happy.

sorry redferd it never make me happy!

You have a vasectomy performed and you hand the doctor your favorite knife to do the deed.

Hukk wrote:You have a vasectomy performed and you hand the doctor your favorite knife to do the deed.

W O W !

MITCH RAPP wrote:

Hukk wrote:You have a vasectomy performed and you hand the doctor your favorite knife to do the deed.

W O W !

I hope those are not from Sunburst farm...

IF your idea of a wild Saturday night, is an above average number of new pictures posted on AAPK.

You might be a knife nut if you have to rake a lot of whet stones and sharpeners out of the way when you look through every drawer, tool box, tackle box, and glove box, for a piece of string, tape, or flashlight batteries.

Time to resurrect this thread!

I remember it topic from almost 7 years ago, and it still makes me laugh!
So lets hear your “You might be a knifenut if…”

I will restart it with this one…
You might be a knifenut if you have ever put someone to sleep telling them about your knife collection!

Wow, some of those old names. Where have they all gone?


You might be a knife nut if you delay going to the bathroom because USPS tracking says you have a knife out for delivery.

You might be a knife nut if you receive a new knife and keep it on your desk and don't put it in the safe for a couple of weeks so you can fondle it.

You might be a knife nut if you buy a knife off eBay that you already have four five of, just because it's going cheap.

You may be a Knife Nut if you have more pictures of your knives than your children or grand kids.

You might be a knife knut if you close the blade of you knife on your finger and yell, "Murphy, you dumb a&&" and smile about it.

tjmurphy wrote:You might be a knife knut if you close the blade of you knife on your finger and yell, "Murphy, you dumb a&&" and smile about it.

You might be a knife nut if...you go to bed thinking about what knife you are going to carry the next day..and wake up still undecided!

You might be a knife nut if:

You arrive at airport security check 20 minutes before your flight,realize you forgot to take your favorite EDC out of your pocket and pack it in your already checked-in suitcase, step out of the security check line and frantically walk around the airport looking for someplace to stash your knife, decide to hide it behind some tourist ad flyers in a rack full of them, get on your flight, return four days later, and pick up your knife from right where you hid it!

The first thing friends say upon seeing you is "whatchya carrying today?"

Your wife long ago gave up knowing (or even asking) if the knife you're currently fondling is an old or a new acquisition.

You don't have room in your gun safe for guns so you had to get another safe.

You misplace your EDC and mope around for days feeling like your best friend just died.

You can assume your Christmas, birthday, Father's Day, etc. gift will be some type of knife. By the way, happy Fathers Day to all you dads and granddads!

jlw257 wrote:You may be a Knife Nut if you have more pictures of your knives than your children or grand kids.

Now, there's God's own truth.

You are on the way to an out of town funeral for a close relative, notice an antique shop on the way and stop to see if they have any knives before the funeral because they might not be open after, and your wife doesn't think this behavior is at all strange because this has happened before, and at the funeral many of your relatives ask if you saw the antique shop and stopped.

djknife13 wrote:You are on the way to an out of town funeral for a close relative, notice an antique shop on the way and stop to see if they have any knives before the funeral because they might not be open after, and your wife doesn't think this behavior is at all strange because this has happened before, and at the funeral many of your relatives ask if you saw the antique shop and stopped.

What is strange about that?