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Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 11:17 pm
by Steve Warden
Reminded me of the gag from "Bert and I", some Down East humor...

What's the matter, Tom?

Had to shoot my dog.

Well, was he mad?

Guess he weren't so darned pleased.

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2023 3:57 am
by philco
Mossdancer is no longer with us, but it's nice to see one of his posts resurected. He' was one of AAPKs early members and he sure made a positive impression on me. Here's to you W.B. ::tu::

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 6:07 pm
by Mumbleypeg
He was indeed one of a kind. IMHO, this thread which he kicked off is among his best - classic Mossdancer humor. viewtopic.php?t=1180

Ken

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 9:24 pm
by doglegg
QTCut5 wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 2:15 pm How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer!


(Aarrggh :roll: )
Do you know why pirates don't take a shower before walking the plank?

They usually wash up on shore.

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2023 3:43 pm
by Reverand
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Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:22 am
by orvet
It's great to see someone enjoying Mossdancer's humor! He was a good friend of mine and very knowledgeable on Gerber and Al Mar knives. My wife and I visited he and his wife, several times in Astoria Oregon where they lived. Great people!
It is also great to see some of our new members enjoying his humor in the SandBar Stag Saga! There were a number of members who are no longer with us who contributed to that particular topic. Besides Mossdancer, El Lobo and Johnny Fain were big contributors to that topic, though often not under there regular screen names.

It's also nice to see Fran's (Sauconian) humor remembered as well. I didn't hear when Fran passed, but I'm sure it was many years ago because I believe he was about 80 when he was posting.

It's very gratifying to me to see newer members enjoying some of the humor from the old guys!
::tu::

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 12:12 pm
by Reverand
::tu::
That is my kind of weird humor, Kim!

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:46 pm
by Ridgegrass
Guy to doctor, "Doc, no mater I touch my body, it hurts like the devil!"
Doc to guy, "You have a broken finger!".

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:50 pm
by Ridgegrass
Good Lord! My typing and eyesight!! Try it again.


Guy to Doc, "No matter where I touch my body, Doc, it hurts like the devil".
Doc to guy, "Your finger's broken".

Re: Re:

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2023 3:23 pm
by jerryd6818
Kimzilla wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 1:24 am
MITCH RAPP wrote: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:06 am 8) Ken; Only one guy in the photo, better get your eyes checked. :mrgreen:
"Increase distance to read"
::rotflol:: ::clapping::
It also causes calluses. :mrgreen:

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:55 pm
by just bob
OK, I've learned my lesson. Next year I'm asking for roller blades.

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 6:34 am
by QTCut5
New Year’s Resolution suggestion for me from my wife: Don’t buy any knives this year!
😀😄😆😂🤣

(She’s pretty and she’s smart, but her wicked sense of humor is next level!)

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:18 pm
by TPK
Reverand wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:30 pm I almost died this weekend.
Back in our laundry room, my foot got tangled in one of my wife's bras and I almost fell and broke my neck.
I have no way to prove it, but I believe that she left it there intentionally as a booby trap.
::rotflol:: ::clapping::

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:21 pm
by TPK
Reverand wrote: Thu Oct 12, 2023 9:59 pm My neighbor's dog died. His wife mentioned that he wanted another one, so I (being a caring and thoughtful person) got him one and left it at his house.
He was furious when he got home! He came over and kept yelling at me, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?!!"
::rotflol:: ::clapping::

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2024 12:26 pm
by Rockingkj
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Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2024 2:19 pm
by Quick Steel
Finny stuff, Rocking. Thanks.

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2024 3:30 pm
by Unk
Here ya go....

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:02 am
by Reverand
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Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:53 pm
by QTCut5
Reverand wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:02 am IMG_0417.jpeg
Makes sense. Love it! ::tu::

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2024 4:36 am
by Mumbleypeg
Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
Any other genders you make up are from Uranus.

Ken

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:07 pm
by Waukonda
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Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:18 pm
by doglegg
:lol: :lol:
Waukonda wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:07 pm.

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:33 am
by Unk
Here ya go.

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 4:21 pm
by QTCut5
At a funeral, the pastor was trying to explain that, although the body is dead, the soul has departed and gone on into eternity.

"What you see here is just the shell," he emphasized. "The nut has departed."

Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:17 pm
by Quick Steel
:lol: :lol: