All About Pocket Knives

Hey Busters;
I was following up on Hukk's lead on google. After reading about 20,00 of the 29,100 hits I may have found the answer. I have to for warn you that its a lot of reading. Any how about 15 or 20 thousand words into this interview by the University of North Carolina the interviewee talks about his knife handles from the Sandbar Stag from India. How its endangered and all that stuff. Well you got to read it to believe it.

Now that we are becoming famous being listed on google and all, we might think about how we are gonna split up the royalties from the mini series that im sure will be offered any day now.

I think im gonna take my part and buy me a shirt. These new flour sacks just arent as colorful or as hardy as the old ones use to be, they only last about one washing. My wife wants me to get two but I told her we would just have to wait and see.

Were nearly into a dark moon on this side of the country. May be some stags out, gonna take the heavy stuff and set up a sandbar patrol on a likely place tonight. Wish Scully was here for the stakeout.

That location can be found;

Transcript of Oral History of Hensley, Bea and Mike Hesley(cut and paste into your browser)
wb

Funny you should mention shirts, here. S-K told me that one of the first tests on the contents of the
"package" shows that washing shirts in sandbar urine will make them bulletproof, impervious to stain, make them color-fast and most definitely keep the neighbors away.
Apparently, something in your research is pointing you in that direction. Be extra careful, my friend. The waters are still fairly muddy here and we're not sure what could happen if you wear one of these shirts during rutting season.

As I am SCHTILL the Nummer Eins (#1) highest rated syndicated American Television STAR in Germany (even with unification) I figure I would lend my considerable loinage to trace and discover the Von Schtag lineage while over here on a press junket. The first two pictures are a mere distraction, meant to woo all the frauleins into complete disclosure upon my request for familial line verification at the Deutsche Hall of Records under guise of "junket-doins'" .
The real work is done after I obtain their trust (and the occasional rendevouz ) with my new sidekick. Don't let his minute stature fool you , he is a formidable force, just look at that commanding stance . He's fo sho an 'ask for names later' kinda dude. I always know when he is going to start 'bustin' heads , seems he repeats the line "whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis" immediately prior to the commencement of ass-kickin'.
As for Kit-Kar, we are still running an early version of Win95 and as yet, we still spend the occasional afternoon re-booting software, and tending to 80's Pontiac Firebird maintenence issues .
I have it on good authority,,,a well-known 'sleuth', a man of few words but amazing skills of deduction, will be offering his help upon our meeting.
I have been gone for a while now, but I am sure you'll agree, the maxillo-facial 'update' was worth the wait.
D-Hassell, (Ok, my son's name on Baywatch was a small Catamoran, but "Hobie" sounds so darn cute)

Verrrrry Interestink,,,,,,,,,,
Picking up Ruth Buzzy on the way.
Calling.......one ringy-dingy,,,,TWO ringy-dingys
I miss der "flying fickle finger of fate" award/trophy alzo.
Plenty of room in miene auto.
Wolfgang

Da hairy dude just about spoiled our momentum Hic'

Hi Fox. It looks like you and Scully finally got it together. You lucky dog . s-k

ILK;
I can believe he would have said,
wb
By the way there was a Sandbar moon last night and Scully has already left.

Ferrry Interestink vat you can zee by light of the moon.
WB, always the provoker of expanded thought (mind-bending?)
UPDATE:---------------------------------------------------------------
Sawed-off sidekick in custody for proclaiming "I'm THE bomb" followed by a limp-wristed, karate-type chop in the same general direction when asked for 'zee-papiers' by the Hauptman (captain) leading a squad of uzi-toting polizei. After several German Shepard bites and several more well-placed baton strokes, Mr. Coleman was taken into custody. Initial bond appearance proved grim for any forthright release. It seems at Rhein-Maine Airport, the "B" word is taken verry seriously indeed, former TV star or not. By all accounts, it appears Mr. Coleman will need to prove he is not "the bomb" and/or a "bomb" in advance of any considered release from his current custodial arrangement; that now being an explosion-proof bunker in the former eastern block. What a "tool" Mr. Coleman has become. Perhaps I was remiss in accepting his bribe to include him on such an important case.
Updates as available........DH and Kit

This topic has gone to places that I hoped my eyes would never have to go...

I do believe a hazard sign is required if David Hasslehoff pictures are placed on the internet....

sunburst........ MAN LAW?

Man Law !!!

It gives me the Schatts.
wb

With props to F. Gump-------
"You open a box of (German) chocolates,,,you never know what your gonna get" (paraphrased).
No rules regarding content were given or applied (save decency statutes)
Be kind, o'bretheren, even the meekest (sp?) of mortals have feelings to unintentionally evicerate.
Meant in jest,,,,,,,,of course.

ILK;
Eviseration be darned, he is not even cute. Now could you just imagine John Goodman and Cliffie.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
8. Smiling already, aren't you ?


Maybe not as cool as eviceration, but it seems appropriate, huh?
...CCBill...

Mossdancer wrote:It gives me the Schatts.
wb

CCBill wrote:1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
8. Smiling already, aren't you ?


Maybe not as cool as eviceration, but it seems appropriate, huh?
...CCBill...

Bravo, Bravo....

Ah... I can picture it now . Just thinking about it is making my hands cold but it's worth it. That sounds like SandBar country CCBill.
s-k

And then the gentle stream shifts into a raging torrent and the omnipresent sandbar stag kicks us all into the abyss. And now we are frozen into eternity with whom we desired least.
wb

Mossdancer wrote:And then the gentle stream shifts into a raging torrent and the omnipresent sandbar stag kicks us all into the abyss. And now we are frozen into eternity with whom we desired least.
wb

Only to become fossil bone for knife handles 10,000 years into the future . By then the SandBar may be ruling the world and we will adorn their knives s-k

p.s I want to comeback as a whittler.

Well Busters, It appears Kinky got KO'ed and it don't look good about the Security job I was promissed at the mansion. Best he could do was a hire me as a night guard at the salsa factory. That said, I'm headin' out to Baja. Walt said there is some shape shiftin' starting to appear for the 2008 Prez election. This fellow did some business up ILK's way. Not as hairy as the Hasseldude, but did like to mix it up. Besides, them Lone Stars are startin' to make me feel a litttle weird.
Somebody has got to stop Billary.

Fox:
I cant hardly believe any self respecting sandbar would shift its shape into hers or its whichever you prefer. Lots a luck in the cactii and funny leafed trees. Beware of thorny bushes that appear as stag mirages, those devils will stop at nothing to introduce their blood into a human. Dont forget your silver cross. To bad about the kingster. You took my breath away with Jesse's shifting from Dick, but it is plausibly deniable.
wb

All those posts talking and showing photos of the hunts success leads me to post this failure. It was back a while and the new Scully and I were on the search for the stag when we came upon two gigantic devils. I lined up and drew down on them hoping for a single shot double kill when they glanced up to see Dana in her gown. I had pulled off my scope and when I refocused this is what they had shifted too.
wb

Fox Scully;
Where are you, those trees weren't there last night. They are shifting them into place for an attack.