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Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:33 pm
by treefarmer
Cletus Awreetus, you have PM.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:49 pm
by tony111
it was pretty bad jerry. had to stay in a motel last nite. don't know if ill be able to get that scent out of the house
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:35 pm
by glennbad
Randy, I have sent you some pretty nice knives over the years. This package won't have anything like that in it...
Thankfully, with all the "crap" I stuffed in that flat rate box, I only had to pay the standard shipping fee. No special EPA permits, hazardous packaging, etc.
Tracking is 9505515854739046391678
Enjoy????
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:42 pm
by peanut740
Tony I'm glad you and your family will recover. Your box of shi.....I mean stuff showed up today.The mail carrier was beeping her horn and when I looked out the door,she flipped me off and drove on.When I got to the box I knew why.I opened it outside and let it air out awhile.
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:22 pm
by richard
the lock back looks ok?
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:25 pm
by doglegg
Reverand wrote:Doglegg,
I just sent your package in the mail this morning.
I was able to talk my way out of the “Hazardous Biological Material” charges, so you should have it Tuesday.
The contents are in numbered order, and get worse as you go, to ease you through the shock of it.
And I do apologize to you in advance, dude, but I do NOT remember eating that much corn!
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Thanks for the heads up Reverand. Hope this doesn't put an end to 50 years of marriage when I open it. Oh well, I've had a good life and our fire department is trained in hazardous clean up. I will anticipate it arrival with dread.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:37 pm
by OLDE CUTLER
doglegg wrote:OC, I will probably see some of those dumped on someone else next year. Hope you can find some use (boat anchor etc.) for them. The Oar Carver saw some of your ducks and asked to be included. Hope your enjoy it. God Bless.
That Oar Carver wants to carve, I don't think I will be able to hold it back!
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:54 pm
by doglegg
OLDE CUTLER wrote:doglegg wrote:OC, I will probably see some of those dumped on someone else next year. Hope you can find some use (boat anchor etc.) for them. The Oar Carver saw some of your ducks and asked to be included. Hope your enjoy it. God Bless.
That Oar Carver wants to carve, I don't think I will be able to hold it back!
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I think it found the right home.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:08 pm
by Reverand
Knifeslinger#81,
It looks like you can sling more than just knives!
The box of . . . knives . . . arrived a day early! I think that the Postal Service wanted to get rid of it BADLY!
Then I made a rookie mistake: I eagerly opened it in the house.
The EMT’s said that it was Olfactory Overload Syndrome that caused us to all pass out, and the effects shouldn’t be permanent.
The good news is that I already have some “projects” in mind for the Buck trapper and the Kutmaster TL29 (I was needing another screwdriver blade!).
The bad news is that my wife is currently not speaking to me. (Or is that more good news?)
Anyway, THANK YOU, FOR THIS PILE OF POO!
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:17 pm
by Mumbleypeg
Reverend that stuff Knifeslinger sent you looks highly respectable, compared to what I shipped to Kolvir.
Living in a small town, I know the folks at the post office so I forwarned them what I’d be bringing in. They said don’t worry, they’d be ready for it. But this was the reaction when I dumped it on the counter at the post office.
Ken
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:37 pm
by Jody744
As far as I know there is now a package headed from the Deep South to Canada. Hope it makes it across the border, will pm tracking info when I get it. (Perks of my job, a concierge that goes to the P.O. on Friday’s for employees!)
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:00 am
by Sundog Knives
With a straight face while still plugging my nose on another frigid Dakota Territory evening, I can attest to the opening and examination of Jon's shipment from West Virginia as one of the highlights of my knife collecting experience. Wife and kids were present as I came home from work and we huddled around the heavy priority mail box curious about its contents. Son, 8+, rushed to get his pocket knife I gave him last year and we proceeded to open it with wonderment, awe and laughs. Eighteen knives in total and the most beautiful pile of sh*t.
Son wants two of more from the group of course and Daughter liked one for herself as well. Wife watched with amazement and indicated she had one picked out she liked too.
(Heck I might even know a knife repairman around town *cough* Olde Cutler to fix up a few of these well loved knives into users once again!)
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:12 am
by DM11
Dales package arrived today. Inside was a big ol pile of ......................knives in Charmin Ultra Soft wrap.

Dale also included a couple good'uns. The Kershaw fires great, the Eat-N-Tool will be handy and the little Camco is sweet. Thanks buddy. I'll have fun for a while sorting through that pile.
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:14 am
by doglegg
Sundog that picture of your kids enjoying the knives made my day. Not a POS to them. I need to keep their wonder. Happy for you that you have them.

(and that they have you).
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:22 am
by OLDE CUTLER
Sundog Knives wrote:With a straight face while still plugging my nose on another frigid Dakota Territory evening, I can attest to the opening and examination of Jon's shipment from West Virginia as one of the highlights of my knife collecting experience. Wife and kids were present as I came home from work and we huddled around the heavy priority mail box curious about its contents. Son, 8+, rushed to get his pocket knife I gave him last year and we proceeded to open it with wonderment, awe and laughs. Eighteen knives in total and the most beautiful pile of sh*t.
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Son wants two of more from the group of course and Daughter liked one for herself as well. Wife watched with amazement and indicated, of course, she had one picked out she liked too.
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(Heck I might even a know a knife repairman around town *cough* Olde Cutler to fix up a few of these well loved knives into users once again!)
WOW, now that is a PILE!!
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:23 am
by r redden
glennbad wrote:Randy, I have sent you some pretty nice knives over the years. This package won't have anything like that in it...
Thankfully, with all the "crap" I stuffed in that flat rate box, I only had to pay the standard shipping fee. No special EPA permits, hazardous packaging, etc.
Tracking is 9505515854739046391678
Enjoy????
Glenn when I send you a POS you always send me a beautiful modded slipjoint I hope your not expecting me to do the same with this.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:30 am
by Jporter1974
Ed, I cannot say much now after seeing the kids enjoying them, except, very cool

...and if you really, and I mean really want to make those knives look great

.. I have a new book coming out, called : How to shine a turd...it's less than 10.00... its only..9.99...plus..9.99s/h...
Kindest regards and God bless you and your family ~ Jon
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:28 am
by Scale Military
News:
Willey Camaro, my brother, has generously added a small portion of **** to your pile rotten. It should be in the mail within a few day. Then all bets are off. I take no responsibility for the quality of the content. Open at your own risk.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:44 am
by zoogirl
I have to say, after viewing some of the piles of...piles...I don’t feel quite so guilty! My “gift” isn’t as large as some but what it lacks in volume, it makes up in virulence!
I may hear the reaction all the way up here!
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:29 pm
by rexstubbins
Alrighty then Treefarmer! A real heavy load is heading East from the west coast to the East coast starting today. I had to get high & wide rail clearance but now that it's approved it's on its way.
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:33 pm
by rexstubbins
Well Mr. Kennedy I would have to call your crap a little higher than standard. Much appreciated sir!
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:27 pm
by Tsar Bomba
Well, Jon, I finished assembling your PU-parcel, got enough tape on it to prevent any stank from slipping out, tossed it in the trunk with a pair of large tongs, hopped in the car...and got to the post office only to discover that it's closed.

This pile is gonna have to fester for the weekend in my trunk because I'm NOT bringing it back inside.
So we'll make a go of it Monday morning, and by then I might just need to abandon the car in their parking lot and run... Will send along tracking info once generated so you will have full warning of when your town will start experiencing the side effects of having this stuff nearby. Enjoy living on Three Pile Island!
Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:36 pm
by jerryd6818
Tsar Bomba wrote:Well, Jon, I finished assembling your PU-parcel, got enough tape on it to prevent any stank from slipping out, tossed it in the trunk with a pair of large tongs, hopped in the car...and got to the post office only to discover that it's closed.

This pile is gonna have to fester for the weekend in my trunk because I'm NOT bringing it back inside.
So we'll make a go of it Monday morning, and by then I might just need to abandon the car in their parking lot and run... Will send along tracking info once generated so you will have full warning of when your town will start experiencing the side effects of having this stuff nearby. Enjoy living on Three Pile Island!
Bad news Tony. Monday is President's day. Post Office is closed.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:46 pm
by doglegg
rexstubbins wrote:Well Mr. Kennedy I would have to call your crap a little higher than standard. Much appreciated sir!
Congrats Doug, that pile doesn't look very stinky to me. Must be something there I'm not seeing.

Re: P O S Roundtable 2019
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:55 pm
by Mumbleypeg
doglegg wrote:rexstubbins wrote:Well Mr. Kennedy I would have to call your crap a little higher than standard. Much appreciated sir!
Congrats Doug, that pile doesn't look very stinky to me. Must be something there I'm not seeing.

I agree. Looks nicer than some of the stuff in my, er, “collection”!
Ken