Some thing you can’t make up

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Some thing you can’t make up

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Too funny not to post…If you don’t have a knife
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From the looks of her I'm not surprised, poor squirrel.
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::rotflol:: Ain't that the truth Sam! That gal could have killed her hubby by just looking at him! ::sot:: I guess the squirrels must be sharp where she lives, huh? ::shrug:: That being said, I sure hope she never joins our forum! ::paranoid:: ! 8)
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Madmarco wrote: Tue Dec 27, 2022 7:04 pm ::rotflol:: Ain't that the truth Sam! That gal could have killed her hubby by just looking at him! ::sot:: I guess the squirrels must be sharp where she lives, huh? ::shrug:: That being said, I sure hope she never joins our forum! ::paranoid:: ! 8)
Better watch out, she may already be a member! :shock: :lol: :lol:

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That crossed my mind Ray, ::hmm:: but then I remembered ::idea:: we only allow "Beautiful People" to join, and that counts her out! lol! I will say though, I'm not usually that nasty, ::facepalm:: it matters little to me what someone's physical attributes are, but the door was open and I jumped in! ::doh:: 8)
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I found the story...all because he went out to buy beer and returned home empty-handed.
By the way, it was a ceramic squirrel.

Can't fix stupid.
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Ah ha! ::idea:: That explains it Steve! 8)
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Squirrel knife?
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Never turn your back on them… ::paranoid::
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