Kershaw Leek clipped to....underwear ! YUP

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Kershaw Leek clipped to....underwear ! YUP

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So, not long ago I was doing stuff in my underwear. It's too dang hot to get dressed so most of the time....well, I know....TMI.

But hear me out. I used a Kershaw Cryo to cut something, and didn't want to put the knife down, so I slid the clip over my underwear
and laughed.....thinking, wait till I tell the guys this. Well, not long after I forgot it was there.

The Tamp Bay Blues Festival is this coming weekend. I go with my brother in-law as he gets free tickets. Last year, as we presented
out admission tickets, they saw knives clipped to our pockets.....and notified us they were not allowed into the Festival. My bro in-law walked our knives back to the car.....the poor guy. I felt terrible.

Anywho.....that memory flashed in mhead last week, and I said to myself....I WILL NOT BE WITHOUT A KNIFE THIS YEAR! Then I pondered and recalled the Kershaw Cryo underwear accidental experiment and a little light went of in my brain, and I decided to carry it, but what if when I put my pants on.......and I couldn't tell if it was open.....until I saw blood.

Smart guy I am, I decided to needed a slim knife that would lock. BINGO! Kershaw Leek! 2 just arrived and I am sitting typing this and still alive.

And actually I can barely tell it's there......I know, go ahead....bring the comments.
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Dude! Are you admitting that you have a Leek in drawers? ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::clapping:: ::clapping::
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#goldpan wrote:Dude! Are you admitting that you have a Leek in drawers? ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::clapping:: ::clapping::

That's alright. Maybe it was his Depends he clipped it on!

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Very funny, actually!!
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Scott, I can't explain why but I had this quick image of you visiting a men's room with some urgency, unzipping, and bringing forth the wrong tool i.e. the Leek. :lol:
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Quick Steel wrote:Scott, I can't explain why but I had this quick image of you visiting a men's room with some urgency, unzipping, and bringing forth the wrong tool i.e. the Leek. :lol:

You can't leak with a Leek, unless you stab yourself; then you would be leaking the wrong fluid! ::uc:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol::
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::uc:: :shock:
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Keep a wary eye on those who peek while you leak. ::paranoid:: ::disgust::
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::tu:: Now he can truthfully tell all the ladies he has a leathel weapon in his underwear! ftd
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