Hear of a Good One Lately

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QTCut5 wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:03 pm Already posted this one in another thread, but it seems it would fit in here as well...especially after that last one!


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Sounds about right, good one!
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A friend of mine and I was discussing "Polish Soul Food" and he asked me if I liked Polish Kielbasa. I replied "yes". He asked how I felt about Pirogis, and I told him that they were good when fresh. He asked how I felt about Chrusciki (Polish 'Angel Wings' cookies). I told him that they were nice. Then he asked if I liked Garagkey and I asked him what they were. He replied. "They're what you use to open a garage door." :roll: :o :wink: ::sotb:: ::facepalm::
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I MUST stop dating!
I went out on a date with a younger lady that told me she was "quite a catch"... so I threw her back in the Columbia River! :roll:
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Not much chance on a second date, unless you get some worms.
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Samb wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:26 pm Not much chance on a second date, unless you get some worms.
Nah, the woman went off and married a "Jammin' Salmon". ::mdm:: ::tounge::
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A wealthy man had an unusual last request... He wanted to be buried with his treasure.

The man was so wealthy he could afford to be buried with a 300-pound (Troy weight) slab of gold cradled in his arms. His spirit rose to the Pearly Gates and suddenly, the man stood before St. Peter.

Peter asked, "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?" The tycoon offered him the slab of solid, glimmering, precious metal. Peter look one look at it and uttered a single word... "Pavement?" ::shrug:: ::dang::
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I got a kick out of this one.
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LOL....

Now THAT is a good one!

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Paladin wrote: Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:37 pm I got a kick out of this one.
Excellant Ray!!! ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::clapping:: ::clapping:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol::
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Thanks guys. Glad you enjoyed it.

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Funny stuff.
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The "Dad Cooks Dinner" ::not_worthy::

I have been reading thru the first four pages of this thread and I am in tears. My God, these are good!
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Heard this on the radio today. Funny!

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem - the captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"
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::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::clapping:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol::
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A sign I saw today.

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A belly button is basically a scar from when you got into a knife fight with a guy in a mask after being evicted from your first place.
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QTCut5 wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:03 pm Already posted this one in another thread, but it seems it would fit in here as well...especially after that last one!
Age Is Just A Number.jpg
::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::rotflol:: ::clapping::
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Hers a true story. ::nod::

I bought my first small fixed blade that came in the mail a couple of weeks ago. When I unboxed it & took it out of the sheath my wife looked at it and said:

"That one makes me feel uncomfortable." :x

Without missing a beat I replied: "Well good! I can work with that." ::nod::

She asked: "What do you mean?"

I said:"Well, when I got my first folder that also made you "feel uncomfortable". 100 folders later you have no problem with them. I will gladly help you expand your "comfort zone" honey." ::nod:: ::handshake:: ::super_happy::
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Another true story.

This morning as my wife was thinking about house work she said:

"I don't know what I sould do now. ::shrug:: Think I'll make a list. ::hmm:: Lists get done. ::nod:: "

Without missing a beat I said: "Great idea! ::nod:: I'll make a list of all the knives I need to buy." :lol:

Ten minutes later she is at the kitchen table highlighting stuff on her house work list.

I said: "Great idea! I'll highlight the ones I need to buy first." ::super_happy:: :lol:
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doglegg wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 4:18 pm A belly button is basically a scar from when you got into a knife fight with a guy in a mask after being evicted from your first place.
It took me a minute. ::dang::

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Thanks Tom. I wish I could say I had thought that one up.
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Oh boiling water! You will be mist.
We are all just prisoners here of our own device.
In the master's chamber they gather for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast.
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QTCut5 wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 3:18 pm Oh boiling water! You will be mist.
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Re: Hear of a Good One Lately

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QTCut5 wrote: Tue Jan 25, 2022 3:18 pm Oh boiling water! You will be mist.
My kind of humor Q ::nod::
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