Hear of a Good One Lately

[Ridgegrass]

Okay, last one and I'll quit.

The Pope is on a tour of the United States and is in Arizona. He has a morning off and says to his chauffeur. "I'd love a ride through the desert". So off they go. After a few miles the Pope tells the chauffeur, "You know I haven't driven myself in years. It's wide open here, I'd like to drive for a while. He gets in the driver's seat and the chauffeur, in all his Vatican regalia, gets in the back.
The Pope is a terrible driver, swerving all over and speeding, A lone trooper on a motorcycle spots the activity and pulls the huge white limo over. The Pope rolls the front and back windows down and the trooper take s along look at the two of them and says, "Wait here".
Going back to his cycle, he gets on the radio to headquarters and says," I don't know what kind of big shot I got pulled over here but he must be important, the POPE is driving his limo!"

J.O'.

[Working Edge]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at the horse and asks, "Why the long face?"

[fergusontd]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at the horse and asks, "Why the long face?"

Bet he had quite a tail to tell! ftd

[Working Edge]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at the horse and asks, "Why the long face?"

Bet he had quite a tail to tell! ftd

Lol...!

[dlr110]

J.O. those are great stories!

[Working Edge]

A dog walks into a bar, pushing his way through the swinging doors with one front foot tightly wrapped in blood-soaked gauze, the wounded foot still dripping blood.

The dog says: "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw...."

[cudgee]

[Working Edge]

[bestgear]

A guy walks into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol yelling “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a 7 round magazine and 1 in the chamber and I want to know whose been sleeping with my wife.”

A voice from the back of the bar yells “your gonna need more ammo!”

[Mumbleypeg]

I’ve been taking a daily supplement that is supposed prevent memory loss. I can’t remember the name of it.

Ken

[Eustace]

Soldiers sit in a trench. One of them takes out a trophy cigar, puts it in his mouth, and raises his head so that the tip of the cigar protrudes above the trench.
An enemy sniper fire is heard, the bullet cuts off the tip of the cigar and ignites it.
The soldier sits on the ground, puffs contentedly, emits a wheel of smoke and says:
- That sniper is a big deal. It saves me a match, and I don't have a cigar knife ...
- Isn't that dangerous? - asks sitting next to him fighter.
- No! If you don't inhale smoke in your lungs, no problem ...

[Eustace]

A good biker can distinguish over 30 types of insects ... to taste.

[Jeffinn]

A guy walks into a crowded bar waving his unholstered pistol yelling “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a 7 round magazine and 1 in the chamber and I want to know whose been sleeping with my wife.”

A voice from the back of the bar yells “your gonna need more ammo!”

[doglegg]

Soldiers sit in a trench. One of them takes out a trophy cigar, puts it in his mouth, and raises his head so that the tip of the cigar protrudes above the trench.
An enemy sniper fire is heard, the bullet cuts off the tip of the cigar and ignites it.
The soldier sits on the ground, puffs contentedly, emits a wheel of smoke and says:
- That sniper is a big deal. It saves me a match, and I don't have a cigar knife ...
- Isn't that dangerous? - asks sitting next to him fighter.
- No! If you don't inhale smoke in your lungs, no problem ...

I’ve been taking a daily supplement that is supposed prevent memory loss. I can’t remember the name of it.

Ken

[Samb]

A good biker can distinguish over 30 types of insects ... to taste.

A smart biker rides with his mouth shut.

[Eustace]

A good biker can distinguish over 30 types of insects ... to taste.

A smart biker rides with his mouth shut.

Years ago, a wasp entered my nose and stung me. No kidding.

[Samb]

A good biker can distinguish over 30 types of insects ... to taste.

A smart biker rides with his mouth shut.

Years ago, a wasp entered my nose and stung me. No kidding.

Years ago I rode through a swarm of bees at 60 mph, no kidding! Glad I had my mouth shut.

[OLDE CUTLER]

Did you hear the one about the porno actor who retired and got into driving truck coast to coast? He got a new Peterbuilt.

[Samb]

Must have worn his original one out.

[Waukonda]

Tough to beat a good dog meme.....

[doglegg]

[jerryd6818]

[Waukonda]

[QTCut5]

Already posted this one in another thread, but it seems it would fit in here as well...especially after that last one!

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[QTCut5]

When you really think about it...don't we do pretty much everything @$$ backwards!