Hear of a Good One Lately

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If a Fanta bottle has a Coca Cola cap, then there is a home-made brandy in the bottle!
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::rotflol:: ::clapping::
"Never, never, never give up."
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Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
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Eustace wrote:If a Fanta bottle has a Coca Cola cap, then there is a home-made brandy in the bottle!
You have Fanta in Bulgaria? about the worse soda or pop for me is Canfields. How about american fast food like McDonald's of Kentucky Fried Chicken? Can we still buy chocola? now that was good.
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mrwatch wrote:
Eustace wrote:If a Fanta bottle has a Coca Cola cap, then there is a home-made brandy in the bottle!
You have Fanta in Bulgaria? about the worse soda or pop for me is Canfields. How about american fast food like McDonald's of Kentucky Fried Chicken? Can we still buy chocola? now that was good.
Yes, we have fanta, McDonalds and KFC. But because we are Orientals :D , the fast food chains of Doner kebab are much more common.
In my family, we are not big fans of junk food. Only the subway sandwiches are so-so good.
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Eustace, I enjoyed Doner kabob when visiting with my son when he lived in Germany a few years ago. I really liked them. Also it seemed to me that Fanta was more popular in Germany than Coca Cola. But they did like a mix of Coca Cola and beer, the called it a Diesel. ::shrug:: ::tu::
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"You can do more!" I read, walking past the gym. That's right! I can! .... And I took another doner ...
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:D
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Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
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:lol: :lol: ::tounge::
Eustace wrote:"You can do more!" I read, walking past the gym. That's right! I can! .... And I took another doner ...
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If anyone should object, please read the entire thing. It is funny
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Mossdancer wrote:clean cat.jpg
If anyone should object, please read the entire thing. It is funny
::rotflol:: ::rotflol::
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::rotflol:: :roll:

::pace::
"Never, never, never give up."
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Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
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Moss,
That’s plumb funny! Lots of funny mental pictures with that one. ::tu::
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This actually works. ::super_happy::
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One day a big black sedan turns in the gate and stops by a farmer working outside by his barn. A guy gets out of the car and introduces himself. “ Hello, I’m a DEA agent. We have found there’s been a lot of marijuana planted around this area without the landowners knowing about it. We are doing a search of all rural areas and need to search your farm. Do I have your permission?”

The farmer replies "Sure go ahead, but if I was you I'd stay out of that field on the right, up there at the top of the hill.”

The agent whips out his badge and says "See this badge? It gives me the right to go anywhere I need to in order to do my job, is that clear?"

The farmer shrugs and says “okay”, and goes back to work.

In a few minutes the farmer hears a big ruckus and looks up to see the agent running across that field hollering for help, with the farmer's bull in pursuit.

The farmer runs over to the fence and yells "Quick! Show him your badge!”

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::tu:: ::clapping::
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Mossdancer wrote:clean cat.jpg
If anyone should object, please read the entire thing. It is funny
I’m not going to explain to Gaffer why I’m ::rotflol::
Hmmm, he’s looking a bit scungy.... :wink:
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Do you know why pirates never shower before they walk the plank?




The wash up on shore later. :roll:
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:lol: Nice one doglegg.
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Mumbleypeg wrote:One day a big black sedan turns in the gate and stops by a farmer working outside by his barn. A guy gets out of the car and introduces himself. “ Hello, I’m a DEA agent. We have found there’s been a lot of marijuana planted around this area without the landowners knowing about it. We are doing a search of all rural areas and need to search your farm. Do I have your permission?”

The farmer replies "Sure go ahead, but if I was you I'd stay out of that field on the right, up there at the top of the hill.”

The agent whips out his badge and says "See this badge? It gives me the right to go anywhere I need to in order to do my job, is that clear?"

The farmer shrugs and says “okay”, and goes back to work.

In a few minutes the farmer hears a big ruckus and looks up to see the agent running across that field hollering for help, with the farmer's bull in pursuit.

The farmer runs over to the fence and yells "Quick! Show him your badge!”

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Do you know why pirates have trouble saying their alphabet?


They always get lost at sea.

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:) That may be a plank too far.
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Quick Steel wrote::) That may be a plank too far.
:lol: :lol:
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:D ::tu::
"Never, never, never give up."
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Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Matthew 6:34
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::facepalm:: These posts should have a RRRRRR rating. ftd
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