All About Pocket Knives

jerryd6818 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:09 pm

Meridian_Mike wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:55 pm (SO.... do y'all think we can get in trouble by sending this stuff out by the USPS or other agencies? People have gone to jail for less......)

Mike, if I'm not mistaken (and I often am) this is our tenth year of doing this and we've gotten away with it so far.

I looked around the net after I posted this....
Looks like it is legal to sent poo by the USPS..... Here is a service that will do it for you....

https://poopsenders.com/

(Open link at your own risk......)

I took my box and also Sundogs box down to the post office this morning to get rid of that stuff. It was starting to reek, in fact there have been some complaints from some of the hog confinement operators miles from town about the smell from those two boxes.

Just saw on the news that there seems to be a coordinated terrorist attack on the USPS nation wide. Something about foul smelling packages being sent from and to various locations around the US and even overseas. If any investigators ask, I ain't saying nothing.....
But Glennbad it appears that you have been targeted. Please wash your hands before and after opening. A mysterious, well fertilized green swath is appearing from Texas to New Hampshire from radiated residue from this package. Evidence may point to my being mad at you but actually I'm not. And don't forget, you volunteered for this.

Eli (semroc) your pile of is in the mail!

For the attention of the responsible services, I have nothing to do with this ... Everything I sent was acquired by shopping centers with the highest European hygiene standards

OLDE CUTLER wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:14 pm I took my box and also Sundogs box down to the post office this morning to get rid of that stuff. It was starting to reek, in fact there have been some complaints from some of the hog confinement operators miles from town about the smell from those two boxes.

Remind Sundog that as he giveth, so shall he receive.
Oh boy, is he gonna receive..

richard wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:30 am mine went off today. to paul,( knifeslinger)
7/10 days delivery.with a bit of ozzie sun in the box. to brighten his day. he will need it

Looking forward to it Richard...maybe. Good thing I'm a plumber and know how to deal with s***, although I don't always like it.

Looks like Jeffinn has a fine roundtable underway, congratulations!!

I honestly tried to stockpile a few this past year to participate again but somehow the pooh eluded me this year, go figure.

I hope that in most cases one man's junk is truly another man's treasure......looking forward to seeing everyone's interpretation of POS

Yours went out today zoogirl. So bad that I had to throw in a non-knife related extra so I could sleep tonight.

Well Andrew (Kolvir) there is a box of metallic Pooh with an Asian-American flavor headed your way. Use extreme caution and don your hazmat suit before opening. Enjoy!! Steve B.

Kolvir wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:08 pm Yours went out today zoogirl. So bad that I had to throw in a non-knife related extra so I could sleep tonight.

Thanks, I think.
I’ll alert the neighbours, send cookies to the mailman, make sure the mailbox gets reinforced and keep the cat inside.

I’m scared...

just sent a big stinkeroo to Alaska. Had it on the front of the truck on the way to the post office and the snow was melting in front of me, so it may come in handy up north.
Bruce

Inspired by an earlier post:

There once was a mailman knife bearer
Their condition inspired gasps of sheer terror
So he sent them away
Down south to GA
Now Jody will soon learn of his error.

Jody744, It is on its way-tracking number is 9114 9999 4431 3768 8806 45

On a side note, my wife wonders what you all have done to me as she has never seen me part with ANY knife in ANY condition. I tried to assure her that whatever it is ---it's good!! (Not certain Jody744 will agree)

Jeff,
I put on a wig, hat, sunglasses, and a fake mustache, then mailed you a package from an out-of-town Post Office. All contents and packaging were carefully wiped clean of fingerprints. If the Feds intercept it, I don't know nuthin'!!!!

But here is some tracking info for you:

There's a saying that goes something like "10 pounds of $**t in a 5 pound bag". Well, I did that, but in a box.

Knifegnome, I don't know you, so I am truly sorry for that which you are about to receive. At the PO, they ask if the package has anything hazardous...kinda had to lie there a bit. I don't think I could have crammed anything else in the box.

Anyway, it's chock full of junk. Well, there might be a few decent things in there, but certainly a fair amount of CRAP.

Tracking #9505515854740022452429

Good luck though...

Herbva, a package is on it's way!

I'm with you Glenn. I always try to include at least 1 or 2 things that could be considered decent but the rest should be tagged, bagged and set out to the curb to see if refuse pickup will take it or just leave it sit.

There might be one of my little guys that I actually like in there.
The rest of it...
Then there’s the ‘special items’ heh heh heh.

Oh CANADA !!! There's a pile of poo headed to you.........Scale Military.

I just hope this doesn't set off some sort of international incident.

Doglegg, I hate sending something so foul to someone as nice as yourself, but you can blame Jeff for that.

(Jeff, thank you for your hard work)

I suggest you hire some professionals to handle the disposal of this package before you even think about opening it. You'll be glad you did. I for one, am glad to have that smell out of the house.

tony111 your package is on the way.

KnifeSlinger#81 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:50 pm Doglegg, I hate sending something so foul to someone as nice as yourself, but you can blame Jeff for that.

(Jeff, thank you for your hard work)

I suggest you hire some professionals to handle the disposal of this package before you even think about opening it. You'll be glad you did. I for one, am glad to have that smell out of the house.

KnifeSlinger, I look forward to its arrival with odious anticipation.

ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Mr. rangerbluedog, please prepare your personal space with the adequate ventilation, gloves and proper eye protection necessary to endure the opening of a box containing probable POS.
Please note this questionable container should be delivered on Friday 01/24/2020 and can be identified by the USPS Tracking # 9505 5108 3691 0022 2507 62.

Well.... a box of POO from Mississippi is outward bound ........downtherabbithole!!!
The guy at the PO didn't want to take the package.... he thought something dead was inside.
I told him.... "nothing liquid, fragile or perishable" was inside so he HAD TO TAKE IT!!

Heeeee heeee heeee "In coming" poo!

Dale you have incoming. Remember imcoming has the right of way. PPE required!