Ann (zoogirl)
My POS package has arrived from Canada & all I can say is WHOOPEE.
Cushion , that is.... as one was graciously include in the group.
Another nice bonus was the provided Air Freshener. Well almost nice.
I was dumb enough to open it. Now my Office smells like Canada.
Salmon Candy, Cheese Curds & Maple syrup is an awful combination.
Ann also wrote me a thoughtful note, Which after squinting at it several times I realized it was actually a poem.
I should have caught on sooner but my Poetry skills are mostly limited to dirty Limericks.
Here is a reprint of her elegant Elegy...
These Knives were once made Strong & True
But that was long ago
Now they more resemble what
my cat leaves in the snow !
A little Richards, gleaming bright lies hid amid the poo
So when you ask "Who sent this pile?"
Then you'll know it was 'Zoo'
It was nice that you wrapped them in the light sandpaper. I was able to cleanup the tang stamps
right away & reveal there are 2 IXL George Wostenholm Sheffield Knives & a neat German import
from Premier.
The Richards is beautiful skinned in it's Root Beer swirl.
It will be interesting to do a bit of research on these knife makers. I do, on occasion come
across other Sheffield brands and a few German ones too, but these are not immediately familiar to me.
Oh... I see the Postscript now -
You are claiming that was TP.
Really ? Please then tell us all what the actual brand is. I would never want to accidentally purchase that for real TP duty, er Doody,
Oh Hell
The Poutine smell is really making me lightheaded.
Much Thanks
Ken