I look at it this way, the 8 guys in front of me will set the standard for what kind of abuse this unsuspecting (and likely undeserving

) piece of cutlery should be subjected to.
Whereas Ol' Johnnierotten might find hisself wanting to take it easy on the hummble hip hatchet on account of saving some for the next guy, by the time it gets to me, the next guys already done had his way with her, and I'll have a much better idea of how she handles! Guys this might be one of the rarer situations where being last in line might be a plus!
