Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
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Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu1Q0E7oGQU[/youtube]
Forged on the anvil of discipline.
The Few. The Proud.
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This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
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The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
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Re: Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
And that's the truth! 
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If your religion requires that you hate someone, you need a new religion.
When the people fear their government, that is tyranny. When government fears the people, that is freedom.
https://www.akti.org/
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Re: Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
Ain't it though. 
Forged on the anvil of discipline.
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
The Few. The Proud.
Jerry D.
This country has become more about sub-groups than about it's unity as a nation.
"The #72 pattern has got to be pretty close to the perfect knife."
--T.J. Murphy 2012
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Re: Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
........... .........there'll never be another like him!!!!.............................
.........there'll never be another like him!!!!.............................
Re: Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
I was just going through YouTube the other day looking for his story about when his cousin, or someone replaced the communion grape juice a the Baptist church with green persimmon wine.
Jerry Clower said they all whistled the clip closing hymn.
I never did find that story but had lots of laughs looking for it. He was a very funny guy!
Jerry Clower said they all whistled the clip closing hymn.
I never did find that story but had lots of laughs looking for it. He was a very funny guy!
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A country philosopher who speaks the truth and also happened to be hilariously funny!
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Re: Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
Having been a Jerry Clower fan as long as I remember, I cut an old article about Jerry out of my Sports Illustrated copy years ago. That article is now archived on line, and is still a great read, including the story of how Jerry came to play football for Mississippi State even though he had never before even seen a football game! http://www.si.com/vault/1973/04/30/6156 ... out-jayree
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If your religion requires that you hate someone, you need a new religion.
When the people fear their government, that is tyranny. When government fears the people, that is freedom.
https://www.akti.org/
If your religion requires that you hate someone, you need a new religion.
When the people fear their government, that is tyranny. When government fears the people, that is freedom.
https://www.akti.org/
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Sure miss seeing Jerry every year at the Tobacco Farmers Show in eastern NC (held years ago in Greenville and Goldsboro) - he was a funny, funny man. I feel like I would know Marcellus anywhere! OH
Deep in the guts of most men is buried the involuntary response to the hunter's horn, a prickle of the nape hairs, an acceleration of the pulse, an atavistic memory of his fathers, who killed first with stone, and then with club...Robert Ruark
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My favorite story was about the barefoot boy on a bicycle that could outrun a Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
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Re: Jerry Clower - Why Can't Johnny Read
Me and the boys love Jerry Clower, and Carl Hurly too. Carl is from KY and is a lot like Jerry.
For those of you who have Pandora there is a Jerry Clower station and a Carl Hurly station too. Great stuff on both.
For those of you who have Pandora there is a Jerry Clower station and a Carl Hurly station too. Great stuff on both.
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